"I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
"We serve FOOD here, sir."
"We serve FOOD here, sir."
by GeneralChimp August 26, 2017
Get the double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swimmug. To have a "Bent Axle" is to walk with a limp.
It all came about from a good old Aussie bloke called Kev. His kids used to race go karts and often they bent axles in the karts. When an axle gets bent it causes a wobble.
Kev once saw a man walking with a limp and proclaimed to the children...
" Look, he has a bent Axle"
And everyone laughed....
It all came about from a good old Aussie bloke called Kev. His kids used to race go karts and often they bent axles in the karts. When an axle gets bent it causes a wobble.
Kev once saw a man walking with a limp and proclaimed to the children...
" Look, he has a bent Axle"
And everyone laughed....
by SteakSammich March 7, 2022
Get the Bent Axlemug. an in-wheel transmission that lifts the drive axle increasing ground clearance, portal axles are used in the unimog as well as in other vehicles. they generally do not raise the axle much, but because of their gear reduction, they allow for a smaller differential case, because there is less strain on the differential
by Subliminator January 21, 2010
Get the portal axlemug. The state one finds oneself in after a prolonged bender or an extended state of inebriation. Can also describe the act of becoming intoxicated, inebriated, high, turnt, tanked, or wrecked, especially after a period of abstinence or sobriety. Used similarly to the phrase "Three sheets to the wind". It denotes that one hasn't just fallen off "the wagon", but has in fact gone under the wheels and subsequently wrapped round the axle.
Hey Jack, I thought you were off the sauce? Looks like you've been getting wrapped round the axle again.
Man, I must have blacked out last night, I haven't haven't gotten that fucked up since last mardi gras, I really got wrapped around the axle *vomit*
Yo, Mark, wanna come by for Forties and blunts? Fuckin A we're getting wrapped round the axle tonight boooooi
I'm higher than Cooter Brown, two more hits and I'ma be axle wrapped.
Man, I must have blacked out last night, I haven't haven't gotten that fucked up since last mardi gras, I really got wrapped around the axle *vomit*
Yo, Mark, wanna come by for Forties and blunts? Fuckin A we're getting wrapped round the axle tonight boooooi
I'm higher than Cooter Brown, two more hits and I'ma be axle wrapped.
by Haluci-N8 November 21, 2019
Get the Wrapped round the axlemug. Axle is a very loving and caring person. Their passion for the arts and music is impeccable and they’re an amazing person to talk to about anything and everything without being judged. Their looks are unlike no others with their wild black hair and icy blue eyes that could make anyone fall for them. Axle is the most compassionate and interesting person you could ever meet.
by jackson67 January 23, 2022
Get the Axlemug. Fine ass car guy who’s usually found at the gym, or carrying his team at league of legends. He’s very sweet, caring, and extremely smart. He has a unique sense of humor and gets along with everybody. Axl’s only flaw is a 3rd leg he was born with, doctors can’t fix it but his girl doesn’t seem to mind at all.
by Flirtyunfriendly November 22, 2021
Get the Axlmug. a sweaty arse crack,
by harrydare October 4, 2012
Get the greasy axlemug.