Damn, that preformance was awk-o-taco
by The fake Donald trump August 16, 2018

A device used to measure awkwardness. It never lies and can be very useful in helping you to avoid awkward situations before they can arise.
by INdrrrianaBonez December 26, 2009

when something awkward goes above and beyond awkward turtle status, the Awk Hawk can be utilized.
To perform the awk hawk gesture, one must place their hands together so that both palms are facing the ground, the sides of the thumbs are pressed together, and the fingers are all straight out and pressed together. then, one must move their fingers (except for the thumbs, which stay in place) up and down in a repetitive, flapping position, like wings.
this is the Awk Hawk.
To perform the awk hawk gesture, one must place their hands together so that both palms are facing the ground, the sides of the thumbs are pressed together, and the fingers are all straight out and pressed together. then, one must move their fingers (except for the thumbs, which stay in place) up and down in a repetitive, flapping position, like wings.
this is the Awk Hawk.
Girl 1: so, Justin over there just tried to put his arm around me- i barely know him!
Girl 2: oooooooh, awkward turtle! *awkward turtle gesture* didn't he and Courtney just start dating?
Girl 1: i think so....
Girl 2: eww, Awk Hawk!!!! *awk hawk gesture*
Girl 2: oooooooh, awkward turtle! *awkward turtle gesture* didn't he and Courtney just start dating?
Girl 1: i think so....
Girl 2: eww, Awk Hawk!!!! *awk hawk gesture*
by blue_n_white_girl June 2, 2011

Describes someone so awkward they can relate very well to the social awkwardness of Stephen Hawking.
by Still Dat Nikka September 14, 2011

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by weedismybitch12345 March 4, 2012

Totally Awkard Situation.
First penned by Melbourne's Lazy. Too lazy to say the extended version. Also implented by cycling group MGCK.
First penned by Melbourne's Lazy. Too lazy to say the extended version. Also implented by cycling group MGCK.
Ellen- OMG i can't believe we just ran in to your ex. and his new gf.
Zoe- I knooooow.
Joely and Char- waah Totes awk sitch!
Zoe- I knooooow.
Joely and Char- waah Totes awk sitch!
by Joelywh May 14, 2007
