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austrian rinse cycle

The act of urination from the penetrating party whilst having anal sex. Resulting in a wet anus and much embarrassment.
"I was really desperate for a slash whilst we were at it anal last night, so I gave her the once over on an austrian rinse cycle."
by ChrisUK17 July 21, 2008
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Asterisk

Not just a symbol(*). But a reference to one's sphincter, specifically the anus.

Notably used by Kurt Vonnegut in his novel Breakfast of Champions. Also appears in the Dresden Dolls song, The Kill.
The infamous Asterisk:

http://www.vonnegut.com/images/art/aug06/01backdoor.jpg
by Lame. January 7, 2009
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Austrian

1. Nag all the time just for the sake of it.

2. Spend more time on swearing that any other culture in the world.

3. They don't give a shit. AT. ALL.
Austrian: WAAAAAAAH! Heast oida, wos isn des füa a gefickte schesse. Wenn der deckschas laptop net sofort wieder arennt, donn brunz i auf de tastatur, i schwör.

Tourist: What did he say?

Guide: AAAAAAAAH! WTF??? What is this fucking bullshit. if that fucking laptop doesn't work right now i'm going to crap on the keyboard. i swear!

Tourist: ...

Guide: whatever.
by very.funny. November 29, 2011
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austrian empire

The austrian empire was austria at it's largest and most powerful extent
the austrian empire used to be a european superpower
by German Empire June 21, 2021
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Asteria

An amazing band from Crown Point Indiana. they have a record deal but not one of the mainstream bands such as fall out boy or anberlin.
my favorite song by asteria is a second chance to make a first impression
by thesceneaesthetic March 1, 2009
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Austrian Cheese Bath

The Austrian Cheese Bath is a sneaky, lewd act pulled by room mates and general douche-bags.
One will remove the cap from another's body wash container, and ejaculate inside of it, where it shall lay unnoticed until the unsuspecting victim showers next.

If placed inside a shampoo bottle, (head and shoulders works best) it is known as Austrian Hair Gel

A particularly hairy man may experience yogurt flakes when engaging in an Austrian Cheese Bath.
"Hey kevin, did you have a good Austrian Cheese Bath?"
"What?"
"I came in your body wash, you bathed in my spunk!"
"Youre a fuckin douche!"
"I know! Lets go make ravioli..."
by Chunk Knuckle February 27, 2010
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Austrian Airstrike

When the man or women, sitting at least a story or more above his/her partner, takes a dump which lands on the partner. (Preferably the face or chest).
Girl: Are you ready for the Austrian Airstrike?
Boy: Here it comes!

Sadly the girl was knocked unconscious.
by The jagged headed dildo January 29, 2009
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