Austrian

1. Nag all the time just for the sake of it.

2. Spend more time on swearing that any other culture in the world.

3. They don't give a shit. AT. ALL.
Austrian: WAAAAAAAH! Heast oida, wos isn des füa a gefickte schesse. Wenn der deckschas laptop net sofort wieder arennt, donn brunz i auf de tastatur, i schwör.

Tourist: What did he say?

Guide: AAAAAAAAH! WTF??? What is this fucking bullshit. if that fucking laptop doesn't work right now i'm going to crap on the keyboard. i swear!

Tourist: ...

Guide: whatever.
by very.funny. November 29, 2011
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