asteroth

Astaroth is the prince of accusers and inquisitors. According to some demonologists of the 16th century, August is the month during which this demon's attacks against humans are stronger. His name seems to come from the goddess 'Ashtart/Astarte' which was rendered in the Latin Vulgate translation of the Bible as Astharthe "singular" and Astharoth "plural", that last form rendered in the King James Version of the Bible as Ashtaroth. It seems this plural form was taken either from the Latin or from some translation or other by those who did not know it was a plural form nor knew that it referred to a goddess, seeing it only as a name applied to some god other than God and therefore the name of a devil.

My Lord Asteroth grant me power as i slaughter theses virgins in your name

by Tim Stewart January 25, 2006

asterisk

(verb) 1. to use one or more asterisks to cover up a suggestive word. You can asterisk the word 'fuck' as f***.
2. to make or cause to seem (a word) suggestive.

1. Your write-up is full of asterisked words.
2. Do not asterisk words haphazardly. There is no need for asterisking the words 'promiscuous' and 'sexuality'.

by uttam maharjan January 1, 2012

Asteri

Someone who shines like a star.

Wow Asteri's eyes sparkle like a star

by jeffrey9 May 10, 2018

astralkup

A state of extreme boredom.

"God this episode of the O.C. is making me astralkup"

by Tolkien March 15, 2005

Astragalus

An herbal supplement used to keep members of an OM team healthy before competition. When rowdy, the word is pronounced 'stragaluh.'

Astragalus boosts the immune system and may also have antiviral properties.

Hey, Karin, can we get some more Astragalus? I'll feel super healthy.

by Prometheus Astragalus February 25, 2009

Asternithin

transitive verb
1: To drive or punish one's ass by whipping; but without the force necessary to fully regret the act.

2: Atonement in a half assed way

Mary: "Did you hear what Brad did to Angelina?"
Genivieve: "No, but i bet he'll asternithin himself to get back with her!"

Sarah: "Oh my GOD! Did you hear how Bill crawled back to Hillary?"
Elizabeth: "Ha! I Bet he just went through Asternithin to get out of paying alimony."

by Tardis Chaser June 2, 2009

asteroid poop

When taking a poop, the poop "breaks up" on "reentry" and leaves a notable splash for every chunk.

"Dude I had a total asteroid poop back there. I had to wipe my ass four times to get all of the water off."

by Blood_Sweat_'n_Tears March 8, 2014