assbugler

One who can willfully manipulate the tone and volume of their farts, same as a bugler waking the troops at dawn.

Jesus Christ, did you hear that? Jon's a regular assbugler!! He played fucking Taps!!!

by mhssnr09 January 18, 2014

Assbastard

Child conceived by an unmarried woman having unplanned anal sex.

Farouk is a total assbastard.

by Blkprep May 1, 2018

AssBikanerVala

Common Nickname for people named Ashwika (Silent H and spoken as AssWeekAah)

AssBikanerVala likes Jhruv Dain or so i have heard

by Aapki MoM ka Brdr November 7, 2022

assbeard

The hairs directly above one's asscrack that as one ages may grow up and towards the waistline. Usually found on men.

Dude, is that codger hidin' a badger in his shorts or is that just a wicked assbeard?!

by katgrrl January 16, 2009

Assball

When someone takes a poop and stinks up the bathroom to where it’s steamy

Dad:takes a poop
Me:dang it’s hot as an assball

by Goofizz April 28, 2021

assbirds

The feeling you get when you're totally crushy or enamoured with someone and your stomach gets all floopy when you're around them or think about them and it feels like birds are gonna fly right outta your ass.

Ohmigod! Here comes Generic Hipster Boy I Have A Crush On! He totally gives me assbirds!

by assbirdy May 5, 2005

assburgler

one who steals ones virginity through the ass.(anal rape)

Oh, there is the guy I slept with two nights ago, he's such an assburgler!

by Jenner Dalgleish/ Matthew H. February 15, 2008