get your head out of your ass

If someone tells you to "Get your head out of your ass," it means that you have to start paying more attention to what's going on around you. It could also mean that you have to stop being so consumed with yourself, and your own well being, stop being so conceited.

John: I am so good at painting, I must be like Michelangelo!

Matt: Get your head out of your ass, John!

Jack: (Runs into someone at store, cause he's texting)

Man: Get your head out of your ass, and start paying more attention!

by cowboymatt1 October 24, 2014

talking out of your ass

To make an obviously false claim.

To attempt discussion on a topic with no prior knowledge of it usually results in this.

The moon landing was a hoax? You're talking out of your ass.

by oobymach June 23, 2012

Climb out of my ass

To stop being ridiculouse and to get off of someone's case and leave them alone and go back to the hole they crawled out of

Mom: "I don't like the lack of parental supervision.."

Selena "can you climb out of my ass??"

by Jdmhondacivic September 28, 2014

Out of my ass

A guess. An impulsive thought not worth consideration. A sarcastic remark about the origin of an item.

"I just pulled an idea out of my ass." "I pulled that theory out of my ass." "Where did i find it? I pulled it out of my ass."

by Undun May 21, 2015

to talk out of ones ass

to act like you know what you're talking about when you really have no clue

Bob: Did you know that the quantum theorum can also be used in biology?
LeeRoy: Man, you talkin outta yo ass

by Pink1 November 4, 2004

talking out of your ass

When someone says something stupid that they have no proof of. For example, "The Space Shuttle was destroyed by TERRORISTS!"

That asshat's talking out of his ass again

by Legato February 18, 2003

Shoot rainbows out of my ass

Extreme happiness beyond comprehension.

I'd like to meet new people (in person) and increase my social circles. If something clicks I'd like to get to know that person better in the name of dating. Eventually find eternal happiness and shoot rainbows out of my ass as I ride around on my unicorn for the rest of my life.

by Doc Molly February 26, 2015