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by thetree November 29, 2003
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a.) Slang term for the fatty deposits on a person's buttocks. Asses come in various sizes, ranging from 0 (none to speak of) to 10 (morbidly obese), with the average being somewhere around 5 to 7.

b.) A donkey.

c.) An obnoxious or egocentric person.
a.) I have no ass, so I'm trying to find some padded panties.

b.) That ass may look tame, but he packs a wallop.

c.) Tiffany is such an ass. She talks about herself all the time.
by MissionDoll November 13, 2004
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While gaming, other players may either purposefully or accidentally piss you off. The appropriate thing to do is type "ass" for every time you kill such a player.

NOTE: Use of this word is restricted to pwners!
n00b: "lolcopter! i took ur ammoz"

Pwner: *snipes the n00b* "ass" *picks up the ammo and teabags the n00b*
by Commander Twiggy October 13, 2011
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a pseudo unit of measure implying that there there is a lot of the item in question.
I have an ass of homework to do tonight.
by Thev=Kale November 20, 2003
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the anus
the brown eliminator
the place where i banged your mom
the place where the two holes lie
next to the vagina
John:you have a huge ass jenna!!!!
Jenna: you are gay and i want to kill you!!! 8===D~~*_-
by watermelonhead June 17, 2006
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How ass!
by Jonas Chord April 02, 2003
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"Yo, check out that car!"
"Pfft, that is ass"
by Liquid April 18, 2003
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