ass

a human in disguise

"I'm going to be an ass and rob the bank"

by thetree November 29, 2003

ass

a.) Slang term for the fatty deposits on a person's buttocks. Asses come in various sizes, ranging from 0 (none to speak of) to 10 (morbidly obese), with the average being somewhere around 5 to 7.

b.) A donkey.

c.) An obnoxious or egocentric person.

a.) I have no ass, so I'm trying to find some padded panties.

b.) That ass may look tame, but he packs a wallop.

c.) Tiffany is such an ass. She talks about herself all the time.

by MissionDoll November 13, 2004

ass

While gaming, other players may either purposefully or accidentally piss you off. The appropriate thing to do is type "ass" for every time you kill such a player.

NOTE: Use of this word is restricted to pwners!

n00b: "lolcopter! i took ur ammoz"

Pwner: *snipes the n00b* "ass" *picks up the ammo and teabags the n00b*

by Commander Twiggy October 13, 2011

ass

a pseudo unit of measure implying that there there is a lot of the item in question.

I have an ass of homework to do tonight.

by Thev=Kale November 20, 2003

ass

the anus
the brown eliminator
the place where i banged your mom
the place where the two holes lie
next to the vagina

John:you have a huge ass jenna!!!!
Jenna: you are gay and i want to kill you!!! 8===D~~*_-

by watermelonhead January 6, 2007

ass

A conundrum.

How ass!

by Jonas Chord January 7, 2007

ass

1.)your butt, rear end, glutimus maximus, buttox
2.) a bitch or dickhead
3.)having sex

1.) DAMN! His ass is tight!
2.)DAMN! Why you gotta be such an ass!
3.) DAMN! I got me some fine ass last night!

by j.vO December 18, 2003