asburger

A faggot who has a strange paranoia of hotdogs, thinking they are evil/demonic

A fat faggot walks down a street in New York, sees a hot dog stand, they then hide in a bush for the next 12 hours waiting for it to close, so no information can be found on them.

2 other people walk down the street saying "Wow, that fag has some serious asburgers"

by Carl_Stevens 9988 February 28, 2017

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Asberger's

exhibiting a severe inability to function like a normal human being, akwardness in social interactions, and restricted, stereotyped patterns of behavior and interests. Normally associated with physical awkwardness

person 1: why did he keep trying to answer all those questions in class without ever knowing any of the answers? it's like he thinks he's the only one in the class.

person 2: see, i told you he had asberger's

by 2cool4lawschool December 17, 2008

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ASBO Whore

A person, not gender specific, who has received 5 or more of the British criminal punishments, ASBO's (Anti-Social Behavoral Order), in a year. They are so called because of their apparant addicition to misbehaviour much like a whore to sex. May also be called ASBO Addict.

"You hear about Jason? His 6th ASBO this year!"
"I know, what an ASBO whore."

by DanteRhodesWatts February 23, 2009

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Asbestian

Someone who THINKS they are qualified to check for asbestos and other harmful toxins.

"Oh look... (knocking on the wall) I think there's asbestos in this wall. Only an asbestian would know this".

by RiessaBri April 22, 2010

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ASBOs

A label that is given to the people who violated the Antisocial Behavior Order. It's a pejorative that was given to the people by the British government.

MP Smith: Those ASBOs are a huge problem for our society.

by Critikale May 19, 2018

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Asbury Spread Eagle

When a married bar patron has the hots for the bartender of the same sex and proceeds to further the relationship by waiting for him/her to get off shift. After a few apple pie shots for $2.00, the two move to the patio where they pour Busch Light over their naked bodies. Once drenched in Busch latte, the bar patron makes the first move by going in for a gentle kiss. The bartender allows the advance and joins in. After about five minutes, the bar patron requests a pizza pocket and goes home to their spouse.

Danny: I drove down Asbury Road and saw Scott giving Brad an Asbury Spread Eagle.

Todd: OMG, Lucky Brad!

by Wagonwheel69 November 11, 2021

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