Tongue Punt

Licking a woman's "meat bean" (clitoris)like your punting a football with your tongue.

Spread those lips open so I can tongue punt your meat bean.

by Paulie Poonanni January 07, 2009

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Baby Punt

When you grab a child by the ears and swing them between your legs and release your grip at max velocity, sending the child flying in the air. While you wait for the baby to come down, you crack a cold one with the boys . Once the baby gets close to the ground, you punt it towards your neighbors dog house.

GOD!!! Cindy's kid was being so annoyed that I Baby Punted him

by BabyPunter188 June 07, 2019

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Feckless punt

Something Robert Mueller persistently did in the Mueller Report, per Bill Maher.

All Mueller had to do is what people in the justice system do every day, use the law to come to justice. Not be so restricted by technicalities that the bad guys win.

Donald Trump, Jr. declined to be voluntarily interviewed. So make him! Was he too busy? You couldn’t work around his tweeting schedule?

It’s one feckless punt after another.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 20, 2019

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punt letter

The rejection letters you get from a prospective job or college.

Yeah, I got another punt letter today. I’ll probably never get a job.

by Juleofdnile May 08, 2021

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pooter punt

kicking of the vagina in the same manner you would punt a football, very painful, can be used to make a point, revenge, or birth control,

WARNING: There is a very good chance if you pooter punt your girlfriend she will never have sex with you ever again.....so pooter punt responsibly!

Man your old lady is being such a cunt i'm two seconds from pooter punting her!!

by 11shooter July 25, 2010

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