a can or bottle of soda which still has one or two drinks remaining, but can still be considered empty by calling it stephanie empty.
by divergrace May 01, 2010
by Andy Myles September 06, 2007
The opposite of closed minded. Taking in any new information as the truth, without any objective analysis whatsoever.
Contrary to popular belief, this is not open mindedness. Open mindedness is finding a balance between closed mindedness and empty mindedness, allowing information in, but having a filter. Many people blame others for closed mindedness, claiming that they are open minded, when they are really only empty minded.
Here's a graphical representation for those of you that are verbally challenged:
Closed Minded----Open Minded----Empty Minded
Open minded, the balance of closed minded and empty minded, is the optimal thing to get. But, like I said, it is not achieved by just being empty minded; one must find a balance, not an extreme.
Contrary to popular belief, this is not open mindedness. Open mindedness is finding a balance between closed mindedness and empty mindedness, allowing information in, but having a filter. Many people blame others for closed mindedness, claiming that they are open minded, when they are really only empty minded.
Here's a graphical representation for those of you that are verbally challenged:
Closed Minded----Open Minded----Empty Minded
Open minded, the balance of closed minded and empty minded, is the optimal thing to get. But, like I said, it is not achieved by just being empty minded; one must find a balance, not an extreme.
Example:
:OMG I SAW DIS MOVEE ND NOW I BELEEV BUSH BLU UP THE WORLD TRADE CENTER!!!
-I accept your theories as valid speculation, but until you provide me with solid, grounded evidence I won't be able to truly believe in them. Based on the general unlikelihood of the notion of your idea being true without any proof, the theory has the burden of proof before it should be believed.
:NO LIEKOMGZ TEH MOVEE SED IT WUZ BUSH, LOOK HE WUZ TAKING ABOUT TERISM BE4 911 THAT MEENZ IT WUZ HIMZZZZZ!!!!w#!1111!!!1
-Yes, I saw the movie as well, and I understand your point, however these interesting coincidences only really justify further investigation, not immediate belief in the ideas. One can find equally interesting coincidences regarding essentially any ideal, however most of these suggest things that are untrue. That is the nature of coincidences, they suggest interest in trying to possibly find a cause for their pattern, however the pattern is usually just, well, a coincidence. I am willing to be open minded and accept your theory as valid speculation, as I said before, but I am not willing to be empty minded and just take it without thinking about it. Until there is more evidence that this is the case than that something else is the case, I won't be able to believe it.
:YOR SO CLOZD MINDED!!!!
-Well, I'm trying my best to be as objective as possible, however I suppose there is never any harm in trying to increase my objectivity, thanks for the tip. I think, however, you are probably a bit too "empty minded." No offense, just as a word of advice, perhaps you should take some time to think about your justification of your ideals. A course or two in logic might help you out.
:ZOMG YOR SO EVUL I CNT BELEEF YOO IM LEEVING!!!!!1112!211@!!!!!1!111eleven1!!!!111
:OMG I SAW DIS MOVEE ND NOW I BELEEV BUSH BLU UP THE WORLD TRADE CENTER!!!
-I accept your theories as valid speculation, but until you provide me with solid, grounded evidence I won't be able to truly believe in them. Based on the general unlikelihood of the notion of your idea being true without any proof, the theory has the burden of proof before it should be believed.
:NO LIEKOMGZ TEH MOVEE SED IT WUZ BUSH, LOOK HE WUZ TAKING ABOUT TERISM BE4 911 THAT MEENZ IT WUZ HIMZZZZZ!!!!w#!1111!!!1
-Yes, I saw the movie as well, and I understand your point, however these interesting coincidences only really justify further investigation, not immediate belief in the ideas. One can find equally interesting coincidences regarding essentially any ideal, however most of these suggest things that are untrue. That is the nature of coincidences, they suggest interest in trying to possibly find a cause for their pattern, however the pattern is usually just, well, a coincidence. I am willing to be open minded and accept your theory as valid speculation, as I said before, but I am not willing to be empty minded and just take it without thinking about it. Until there is more evidence that this is the case than that something else is the case, I won't be able to believe it.
:YOR SO CLOZD MINDED!!!!
-Well, I'm trying my best to be as objective as possible, however I suppose there is never any harm in trying to increase my objectivity, thanks for the tip. I think, however, you are probably a bit too "empty minded." No offense, just as a word of advice, perhaps you should take some time to think about your justification of your ideals. A course or two in logic might help you out.
:ZOMG YOR SO EVUL I CNT BELEEF YOO IM LEEVING!!!!!1112!211@!!!!!1!111eleven1!!!!111
by Urban Dictionary November 08, 2008
by Ascot July 22, 2003
"Did you see that chick i hooked up with last night!"
"Yea man, i bet you had to spit some game to hit that!"
"Nah man she was an empty netter"
"SCOOORRREEEE"
"Yea man, i bet you had to spit some game to hit that!"
"Nah man she was an empty netter"
"SCOOORRREEEE"
by J-Mayne June 18, 2008
Insults that are directed at a specific person or group that are meant to hurt them, but in fact only make said person or group laugh.
Empty insults really aren't taken seriously, mainly because the people dishing them are small minded fuckwits who are, in the skeem of things, the underbelly of society who deserve to be put in their place.
by PineappleJuice March 01, 2015
To deliver a verbal assault that leaves it's intended victim emotionally devastated...much like a gunman with a 9mm clip.Often heard amongst a group of aspiring rappers and
sucka' emcees when trying to deliver the knockout insult.
Also practiced by heartless bitches on men from whom they're about to take HALF!
sucka' emcees when trying to deliver the knockout insult.
Also practiced by heartless bitches on men from whom they're about to take HALF!
(EXAMPLE 1)INSTIGATOR: "Yo dog...homie said your rhymes flow
like shit in a sewer!Don't let that
go.EMPTY THE CLIP in his ass!
(EXAMPLE 2)HEARTLESS BITCH:"Look,you pencil dicked loser...
I've got five years and one baby
outta this marraige.I'm leaving
while I can still get my swerve
on.Attorneys will be in touch.
Ta ta."
MAN:"Oh."
like shit in a sewer!Don't let that
go.EMPTY THE CLIP in his ass!
(EXAMPLE 2)HEARTLESS BITCH:"Look,you pencil dicked loser...
I've got five years and one baby
outta this marraige.I'm leaving
while I can still get my swerve
on.Attorneys will be in touch.
Ta ta."
MAN:"Oh."
by L.MARTIN September 18, 2005