amish handjob

A handjob that is given overhanded so that the thumb is closest to the balls. It reminds one of being Amish and working a butterchurner.

You know, Clause if you ever get bored of giving yourself the Stranger you could give yourself an Amish Handjob!

by Mary Booker June 20, 2008

Amish Taco

Sexual slang for a woman, or man, who uses a blunt wooden instrument, like a butter churn handle, to pleasure him or herself in the anus or vagina. The act must occur while standing up, and involves up and down motions.

After we broke the bed, I gave her an Amish Taco with my baseball bat.

by Cute_Su January 10, 2010

Amish Pirogi

When a man "titty-fucks" a woman's ass cheeks.

Large black man: Baby, let's fuck.

Whore: Well, I'm on my period, but you can Amish Pirogi me.

by maximusjames July 7, 2009

amish Wheelbarrow

Extreme variation of the Doggy style sex position in which the male pulls the females arms behind her and guides her around like a wheelbarrow

Danielle's face had a serious rug burn from when Victor put her in an amish wheelbarrow

by Mr. Goon May 26, 2011

Amish oven

When going down on a women wearing a full length skirt or dress and she passes gas and you are trapped inside.

I was going down on my girlfriend when she Amish ovened me.... It was terrible.

by Batboy1974 January 16, 2017

amish milkshake

When you suck an Amish man’s dick until he finishes, and before you swallow you then suck milk out of the utter of a cow and swish the mixture of jizz and milk around in your mouth before you swallow it.

I’m going on a date at the barn with Laura tonight! I hope to give her an Amish milkshake tonight!

by Dumb idiot bitch March 26, 2022

amish gansta

An amish who has many hats and plows. Also an amish gansta carries his wife in his beard.

What a selection of black hats. Must be an amish gansta.

Someones nitting in that amishs beard. He must be gansta

by Craig Bannerman February 9, 2007