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Alek

The realest real one you’ll ever meet. Always brings joy to everyone around him and is arguably one of the hottest people you’ll ever meet. If you have an Alek in your life give him a hug and let him know how cool he is.
Anyone: Yo did you see Alek today?
Other anyone: yeah I actually nutted just from his presence.
Anyone:Same
by It’s Mr.Banana November 2, 2023
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Aleks

A greek boy who has many boyfriends.
DUDE 1: hey have you heard of aleks?

dude 2: no

dude 1: he’s gay
by THEFAXMACHINE February 14, 2021
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Alek

Very tall and very sexy man with a huge dick. Most people would be lucky to have an Alek in their lives.
Gurl1: OMG HE SUCH AN ALEK!
Gurl2: I KNOW RIGHT!
by UglyFatBoy98 January 30, 2025
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Alek Jakubiak

Is used to describe one with a sick cunt attitude, who posseses a massive schlong
issey- "i feel like alek jakubiak in me!"
by chris pigott12345455453234321 November 26, 2010
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Alek C

He is a planet known as SOJ (Size of Jupiter) He also loves running out of the class and flipping garbage cans.
Alek C is SOJ
by peen_licker69_420 June 10, 2019
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Alek

is that fuckin alek
by j mklSDFVB:LM" December 10, 2022
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Alek

An alek can be used as an adjective or noun, the word alek simply refers to mentally ill monkeys that have no life. The word alek also infers that of the phrase, “smart alek”, this is telling someone that you are being overly informative, and they want you to kill yourself because you are making smartass comments, you piece of actual human trash I hope you never find happiness and ki-, sorry about that.
Die alek.
by Isjdjsnskwmskdndgsbn December 3, 2020
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