tiajauna alarm clock

the act of getting hit in the genitalia with a bottle of tequila to wake you up

jack gave stan a tiajauna alarm clock for honakkuah

muhum

by hdmq December 11, 2015

alarm clock grenade

noun. An alarm clock which is set on a short timer by someone still laying in bed and then thrown to the other side of the room. When the alarm clock goes off its user will then have no choice but to get out of bed to turn it off. A common method of waking one’s self up.

'I was having trouble getting out of bed on Monday morning, so I chucked an alarm clock grenade.'

by KartoonHead September 26, 2011

Arden Alarm Clock

The act of ejaculating into one's hand then slapping someone who is asleep with said hand. Particularily effective for its two-fold effect of confusion and anger on impact, then realization and horror of having cum on your face.

When Tuesday dropped the Arden Alarm Clock on Clint, Clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek.

by RubyTuesday July 16, 2008

Boston alarm clock

When you pull your pants down, straddle a bum's face, and fart on it to wake him up.

I just gave that hobo that sleeps outside of Tony's Pizzeria the old Boston alarm clock.

by Runer112 October 19, 2010

Green Alarm Clock

While going down on your female partner you grab her nipples. With nipples in hand you clamp down firmly on her clitoris with your upper lip and insert your tongue into her vagina. Just as she is about to explode you twist her nipples to the point of extreme pain and scream GREEN into her vagina. It's sure to wake her up.

I used the Green Alarm Clock and now that's all she wants.

by Caveman Robin February 19, 2008

Honduran alarm clock

is when you find your partner sleeping with his/her mouth open, so then you can take a shit in his/her mouth and then stick your penis in it and say good morning hun.

Sharon fell asleep during sex so i gave her a honduran alarm clock to start off her morning

by jaijdfoiagjhaiosd June 28, 2010

desperados alarm clock

An event occurring at approximately zero four hundred hours when the person sleeping is awakened by the putrid smell of chicken wing flatulence.

Help me, I can’t breathe. At least open the fucking window if you are going to set off a Desperados Alarm Clock.

by Garydog November 18, 2021