acorn weevil

a silly bug with a silly nose

connor likes acorn weevils

by d1e October 14, 2021

Cresting an Acorn

Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.

Hold up Bro I’m cresting an acorn in here!

by Timithin November 25, 2020

acorn in the forest

a little circumsized dick in a forest of pubes

"Wow, Greg must have an acorn in the forest."

by justaworm December 5, 2016

Acorn Soup

It’s just like boiled water with some acorns in it. The water could probably turn a light brown color from the dirty nature-y acorns. Boil the acorns in with the water to eliminate the brown water and kill the bacteria. I guess.

Hey wouldja like some acorn soup?

by BussyMan0307 May 18, 2020

Baby Acorn

A baby acorn, code word for a man that has a small penis... being so small it resembles an acorn... probably also drives a jacked up truck.

Poor guy pulled out his penis and I was disappointed with that baby acorn.

by MateNoworrieslover September 6, 2019

raking acorns

Short for: "Raking Acorns Up a Hill".

A hopeless pursuit, a pointless endeavor.

You think you're going to win? You're just raking acorns!

by Chesterfield McFisticuff December 28, 2016

acorn head

when you use a booty as a cup to drink out of

dude... you drank gatorade out of a acorn head??

by rrrrrrrrrbonsquito February 21, 2022