absopositootly

Absolutely positive. Most assuredly so.

Bruno: Are you going to submit that to Urban Dictionary?
Jaime: Absopositootly!

by Jaime Rutherford July 11, 2007

ASAP-

Anglo-Saxon American Princess. An American female who thinks she's nature's crowning achievement and that the world revolves to make her happy. COMPLETELY unhumbled by historical and/or genealogical factors that might make a JAP slightly less arrogant. May include assimilated and reconstructed Irish and/or German Catholic descendents but not southern/eastern european in any event. References "as soon as possible" as this is the kind of service expected in all situations.

That country club bitch is a real ASAP-

by offensiveotis December 31, 2009

Absabloominglootly

All encompassingly

What and absabloominglootly great idea!

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

Absatutely

An Alternate Way of Saying Absolutely.

Abs-Ah-Tute-Lee

Absatutely

by Flashknight August 21, 2010

asaptually

Right the fuck now bitch.

I know this muthafucka has my money because he's buying shit, he'd better run me MY coins asaptually!

by divalicious1 March 8, 2015

ASAP

As Slutty As Posible

Mom: LINIE! GET DOWN HERE ASAP!!!
Linie: AHHHHHH CHILD ABUSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Mom: not again.

by linie's a hoe May 12, 2010

asapalis

Asapalis meaning A.S.A.P As Soon As Possible

I gotta come up on dis money asapalis ya heard

by Jahneah October 23, 2006