dick abs

When a female has sex in a lot of positions including being constantly in crunch position. Like an ab workout, and the following day her torso feels tight

Hilda: Damn my torso hurts

Ariana: why? You sick?
Hilda: no, I got dick abs from sex yesterday
Ariana: oh damn
Hilda: yeah shits rough but totally worth it

by Hildy Bongwater February 4, 2018

white abs

When a man cums on your six pack and it flows on to the abs and outlines the shape of your six pack

Jack: get a Load of my white abs

Have a lick if you want

by Banterlord February 6, 2018

Pussy Abs

The abs you get, not from being buff, but from being skinny. Therefor you have abs by default.

Jason, that little motherfucker with his pussy abs.

by MojojojoddsTU3 October 30, 2021

national touch abs day

the day, april 23rd is national touch abs day. so grab a hot looking guy, with a nice six pack and feel free to touch them!

“Damn Becky, I got to touch Luke’s abs today. Thank God for national touch abs day!”

by mickeymouseclubhousesmbk May 25, 2018

gales of abs

The gales of abs is a word to describe a female person who is both a gale and an Abs, typical a rich Capricorn with dark tight curls.And most likely is obsessive over anything, goes through many phases. You know who you are!

Jiraiya describes Abi as the GALES OF ABS because of her crazy obsession of Brendon Urie.

by The Alien Unicorn Clan March 4, 2019

Bong Abs

Doing a set of abs immediately followed by ripping the bong. The process is repeated until all the ganja is gone.

Mark: Hey man you wanna go to the gym?
Raul: But i wanted to get high!
Mark: Hey we should do bong abs.

by stoner personal trainer February 23, 2008

Fake Abs

A guy who has a 6 pack only because he is super skinny, not because he actually works out.

"Oh my god, have you seen his abs?"
"Hun, those aren't abs, they're fake abs, he's just too skinny"

by jdub496 May 21, 2009