Abortion Tolerant 

A better term for pro-choice if you aren't necessarily for abortions but also not against it.

I don't like abortions but I'm not against them entirely, I guess you could say I'm Abortion Tolerant

Abortion Tolerant by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

abortion stork 

The stork that takes away unwanted babies. Can also be used metaphorically to describe any number of circumstances where undesirable results need to be dealt with.

"Tom just told me that he had a condom break last night during some rough riding!!! I told him that his lady friend is gonna be getting a visit from the abortion stork if she doesn’t hurry up and get Plan-B"

"Some landscape guys just dumped a huge pile of dirt in front of my house! They better abortion stork that shit out of there before I go postal"

abortion stork by romeojul March 13, 2010

abortion daddy 

the father of my abortion

you're not getting away with the withdrawal method - my last abortion daddy still owes me for medical bills.

abortion daddy by jsh October 30, 2007

abortion grenade

filling your freshly used condom with firecrackers and throwing it at your unsuspecting partner.

bitch, don't even think i wont resort to abortion grenades..

abortion grenade by Jeramald Peach June 11, 2006

abortion stairs 

a nice, steep flight of stairs that would enable an effective tumble to successfully abort an unwanted fetus

"If you really loved me, you would let me push you down these stairs and everything would go back to normal."

"Jazzle, those are nice abortion stairs."

"Jazzle, I need to come over..."

abortion stairs by papschmear November 4, 2008

Abortion Timecop 

A person, place, or action that cock-blocks you so hard that it were as efficient as Jean Claude Van Damme traveling time to abort the child you would have undoubtedly conceived had you not been cock-blocked so ruthlessly

The Hotel Astoria in San Francisco, that one friend everyone has that tries to railroad your hook-up, or full-blown AIDS

"Why did Terry tell her I nailed Jessica... that sonavabitch can be such an Abortion Timecop sometimes"

Abortion Timecop by Functional Derelict September 27, 2011

Abortion Chili 

Similar to a typical chili recipe, but instead of beans, you use bean size abortions

“Yeah it took a lot of time to collect the materials but I finally made my first batch of abortion chili. Crunchy!

Abortion Chili by Bigboolin May 17, 2019