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Nolan

Nolan is a fucking retard who literally sucks dick for a living. A Nolan is a nice guy, but he is always horny. Stay away from Nolans, they will try to dick you down whether you are a female or not.
Oh fuck oh shit Nolan’s coming hide your asshole
by BruhDoundeffect#2 May 21, 2019
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Nolan

Nolan: Dadt should be enforced!
People with brains: NO
by Asoka The Great December 11, 2010
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Nolan

A Nolan will always be by your side and do anything for the women he loves. Nolan is great in bed and always ready for sex. Nolan is great at sports. He love to go on vacation. Nolan loves guns and to go hunting and fishing. His favorite friend will stand by his side. Nolan will like a girl named Lauren. Nolan will protect everyone he knows and loves and is always ready to fight.
girls guns
WOW is that must be a Nolan.
by Nolancorn November 2, 2016
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Nolan

I need to buy some more nolans; mine are stained
by Loser XY October 18, 2008
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Nolan

A very ugly got who dated the same girl six times smokes weed with a hoe and has never kissed Brylee and preforms rusty fish hook all the time also trans gender
Nolan is big stupid and he was born a girl
by Nolan is trans September 7, 2019
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Nolan

Sounds like nails on a chalkboard and has a voice that fits what he looks like. Nolan is a total spaz and probably needs to check into the mental hospital in the next week. Also likes looking at shirtless pictures of Gibby
Nolan is a bitchass
by Sex jew ate March 6, 2019
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Nolan

gay and fat
Person 1: "what do you think of Nolan?"
Person 2: "he's so gay."
by shrekanddonkey October 8, 2019
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