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Lemon

A lemon is a simple, condescending and demeaning way to insult somebody who deserves it. A person who is referred to as a “lemon”, is simply a useless human, wasting oxygen.
You are a fucking lemon”
“Mate the lemon fucking head of you”
“Size of your lemon head
by James.E.123456789 May 16, 2019
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A mix between a grapefruit and a raisen flavored octogon
by ALEMONLOVINGMAN June 11, 2019
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Sour egg laid by a citrus duck that lives in the pond by the park and will defend its offspring at all costs so don't mess it. you remember what happened to rick...
stupid citrus ducks crapping out lemons all over the front lawn!!!!!!!!
by real proffeser June 14, 2019
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Yellow citrus fruit, and apparently a dude named Life always wants to give them to you. Apparently you should make lemonade if that happens.
I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life! Take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
by Dropped My Idiot October 4, 2019
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Lemons are a word for smut/extremely sexual content in fanfictions. There can be in almost all kinds of kinky shit, some intense and some bad.
That was one spicy lemon I just read.

Wow Castiel, I can't believe you just wrote a lemon.
by Luner101 May 16, 2018
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Lemon is the man that makes me happy when I am sad.
hey lemon im sad.
wanna talk about it?
yeah...
**bingus**
by anonymous November 25, 2020
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Lemons are the pure amazingness of this world. They deserve god-like treatment, and a throne right up beside potatoes and cookies.
Person 1: Hey can I have some lemons?
Person 2: NO THEY'RE MINE GO AWAY STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY LEMONZZZ!!!!
by ima dumbass bitch September 14, 2020
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