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gandalf's staff

Where a man lie's flat on his back while a woman gets another woman by the head and forces her head on to the guy's dick.
Hey ladies, you up for a gandalf's staff?
by Sorry banged yer maw October 28, 2013
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Sloppy Gandalf

Spray of mucus and vileness producing films of desk fungus and cubical rot, often followed by moist nasal clearing.
Frumpy just sloppy gandalfed and needs a wet nap.
by Cubewarrior February 2, 2017
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gandalfism

the metamorphosis of a person in a mature and wise state
"Boh had a lot of things to deal with lately. He went through gandalfism."
by chopinhower December 22, 2016
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Gandalf Gangster

A guy who is a GRADE A SIMP. He simps woman all the time, until then he can't get a woman. He is also known to jerk off to fortnite characters and Traps on the internet. Is a good Discord boyfriend (or a girlfriend ;)
"Oh my god that gandalf gangster kid is gay"
by Some really cool guy - D February 18, 2020
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Gandalf

“Wow that horse is amazing
“Yes it’s Gandalf”
by Alicerosse_xox July 16, 2021
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Gandalf the Grey

And Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grails Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Azure Meanie and Cowbuy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, Every Single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan
by Gvprtski March 25, 2024
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