Blue Flannel

The go-to option for an unsolicited dick pic backdrop. Particularly when trying to "woo" somebody.

Hey, I like your blue flannel, Brian!

by NardHipples March 03, 2019

flannel

connor

connor likes flannel

by connorflannel March 22, 2022

Flannel

Like a tree but more absobant. A flannel is an absobant cloth used to wipe up semen.

Jeremy wanks into a flannel

by Jewet April 19, 2018

Flannel

Goop lives in these

I was wearing this flannel and my gayness increased by 200%

by wewlike May 22, 2018

Flannel

Collective noun used to describe a group of three or more people with mullets.

Look at that flannel sitting around the campfire, sharing stories on how they maintain their “business in the front, and party in the back” haircair routine. Their mullets looked incredible...

by Axle89 September 09, 2019

Flannel Dash

The situation that develops when a great deal of lint collects on your car's dash due to a lack of cleaning.

Dude, Armor All would take care of the serious flannel dash that you have in your car.

by burtstuart January 19, 2011

soggy flannel

When a womans vagina goes wrinkly and soggy at the edges (Soggy Flannel).

Max: Her fanny looked like a soggy flannel.
Ethan: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

by Max Donnanoodles February 27, 2016