Sausage in the mist

Originating in southern Ireland, it means that something or someone is lost, dead, or gone.

Emmet: No one has seen Brian in a few hours.
Dan: I'd say he's sausage in the mist so.

by bkchickfarmer February 24, 2013

shit mist

when you walk into a wet fart and it stick to you

1.)holly shit i just walked into some motherfucking shit mist .
2.)God dammit kevin you keep spraying that shit mist everywhere
3.)Hey jackson how bout you just back off whenever the fuck i fart shit mist instead of complaining about it like a little bitch
4.)how bout you just wipe your ass and walk around in boxers the whole time and i wont bitch about your shit mist anymore

by Trony420 August 21, 2017

golden mist

When your kid pees in the humidifier and pee gets misted on every surface of the room

Every room in my house got golden misted.

by GoldenMister February 15, 2022

Portland Mist

While getting a blowjob, just before ejaculation, you put your thumb over your knob like its a hose and spray her down with ejaculate making her look like a glazed VooDoo Donut

I gave her the old portland mist after the blazers game last night.

by loliconqueror69 August 30, 2019

french mist

Female retaliation for receipt of a Dutch Oven whereby she hovers above her sleeping boyfriend's face and delivers an exceptionally moist and fart.

Amy got me back for trapping her in a Dutch Oven and laid down a filthy French Mist. I'll never be the same again!

by mcginty February 25, 2015

fragrance mist

A fancy word used to descibe cheap bottles of perfume at the store trying to be cool. Commonly found on flower scented bottles.

"I love bodycolonges new fragrance mist called truly yours!"

"Kelly you found that in a dumpster..."

by Small casually walking carrot March 09, 2016

Dick mist

An awesome and rare occurrence as, when flopping out to relieve oneself on a cold winter's day, the penis releases a beautiful

mist, swaying in the wind.

This event is best witnessed in a very cold environment, however it is not advised to piss outdoors just to see this in case a predatory bird mistakes your genitals for food.

Gavin: 'Hey Rob what's that miraculous glow above your penis?!'

Rob: 'That, my friend, is dick mist, quite a phenomenon huh?'

by mahill23 January 12, 2014