Dick mist

An awesome and rare occurrence as, when flopping out to relieve oneself on a cold winter's day, the penis releases a beautiful

mist, swaying in the wind.

This event is best witnessed in a very cold environment, however it is not advised to piss outdoors just to see this in case a predatory bird mistakes your genitals for food.

Gavin: 'Hey Rob what's that miraculous glow above your penis?!'

Rob: 'That, my friend, is dick mist, quite a phenomenon huh?'

by mahill23 January 12, 2014

french mist

Female retaliation for receipt of a Dutch Oven whereby she hovers above her sleeping boyfriend's face and delivers an exceptionally moist and fart.

Amy got me back for trapping her in a Dutch Oven and laid down a filthy French Mist. I'll never be the same again!

by mcginty February 25, 2015

Sausage in the mist

Originating in southern Ireland, it means that something or someone is lost, dead, or gone.

Emmet: No one has seen Brian in a few hours.
Dan: I'd say he's sausage in the mist so.

by bkchickfarmer February 24, 2013

fragrance mist

A fancy word used to descibe cheap bottles of perfume at the store trying to be cool. Commonly found on flower scented bottles.

"I love bodycolonges new fragrance mist called truly yours!"

"Kelly you found that in a dumpster..."

by Small casually walking carrot August 6, 2016

pissed mist

A general feeling of mass anger, malaise, or depression that simultaneously affects everyone in a room, dwelling, or community.

Alternatively spelled "pissedmist"

Everyone's depressed today, must be some sort of pissed mist going around.

by Mod Eschar July 11, 2022

misting the lizard

Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.

Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.

"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."

by MyCatThinksItsADog January 11, 2011

golden mist

When your kid pees in the humidifier and pee gets misted on every surface of the room

Every room in my house got golden misted.

by GoldenMister February 14, 2022