zack

loser with one tiny facial piercing who thinks he has a big dick but actually has a tiny pussy

hes not hot and hes pale and scrawny like a girl

zack is not hot NOT HOT

zack by shawna764 July 14, 2009

Zack

A gross boy who never showers.

Girl 1: I hear you slept with Zack last night?

Girl 2: Eww I bet you are disgusting now.

Girl 3: No all the alcohol we consumed nullified his grossness

Zack by #imalwaysright November 2, 2011

Zack

Zack is a guy with brown quiffed hair, and bluish eyes. he is the size of a giant with a small willy. he has a floppy belly and is shit in bed

"OMFG zack is so shit in bed"

"yeah i know!"

Zack by Zacks amazing girl- friend August 25, 2013

Zack

A person who id funny but also an idiot an exact same time.

"IT A ZACK"

Zack by TrustingTroller October 2, 2018

Zack

The name of the kid in toy advertisements from the 1990s. Usually featured wearing oakley sunglasses for kids, baggy, layered clothing, and some kind of hair gel in his freshly L'oreal kids laundered hair. Zack spends his day playing with his beyblades and legos, enjoying pizza bagels and Flavor-Blasted goldfish paired with a cocktail of kool-aid, capri-sun, and sunny-D.

Person 1: Hey, do you remember when lego's mascot was just a child that liked purchasing lego products?

Person 2: Oh, you mean Zack? I heard he died of nostalgia a couple years back.

Person 1: I guess that's what happens when you peak at 10 years old.

Zack by ouid January 13, 2019

Zack

Zack is gay and u should hit him up has blond hair and is athletic snap: zmcmahon15

Zack is gay

Zack by 69 is the best March 24, 2019

Zack

Zack a cringe potato that is a drake fan. Loves the leafs and is a band wagon Crosby fan.

Wow is that a wild Zack.

Zack by Ismail the goat April 27, 2019