ya mums a hoe

reality

ya mums a hoe get over it

by sweiufbwol August 5, 2018

Ya mum

An exquisite comeback to any wrekc roast, or burn. This comeback can also be followed up with something else.

Person 1: Ur a fatass
you: Well, ya mum

by Ya nan gay June 21, 2021

ya mum in a milk bar

the most hilarious thing to ever be said

amanda:"hey emma what are you doing tonight?"
emma:"ya mum in a milk bar

by yeeturmum July 13, 2019

ya mum a hoe

a sentence you'd say to some annoying ass pubescent boy who won't leave you alone

person 1: oi
person 2: yeah?
person 1: guess what
person 2: what?
person 1: YA MUM A HOE!

by thefattestass101 April 27, 2022

ya mum

ya mum is used for a FUCKING OVERRATED JOKE LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN

man 1: hey bro what did u have for lunch
man 2: ya mum.
man 1: ion wanna do this no more, i just wanna go home, LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP KID UR NOT FUNNY

by Suckmytoeswithnutella69 July 4, 2022

Ya mum

When someone is talk about your mum or a joke

Ya mum so fat when she had a photo it toke two years to load

by Jakeycox August 8, 2021

ya mum

You become gay if you say it outloud

DUDE 1 : YA MUM IS COMING TO MY BED
DUDE 2 : WELL FUCK YOU!

by The person in your moms bed March 1, 2022