yardstick

A stick that is commonly used in one's yard.

Toss me that yardstick...that one there at your feet in the yard.

by gt-skip April 15, 2005

Killed the Yards

When you go out doing graffiti and you write all over the yards. (Yards as in back of buildings or on the train tracks were the back of the building are.)

Alec: "Damn dude we killed the yards yesterday."

Mark: "I know man Lets go to a different yard tomorrow"

by AlecD.C. May 22, 2010

yardsale

When an individual consumes an excessive amount of alcohol and manages to misplace all and/or a portion of their belongings such as a wallet or cell phone. The void of these particular items is generally discovered the following morning and the items are rarely recovered.

Dude: Sup bra, did you kick it with Dominique last night?
Bro: Yea, he was faced and yardsaled his shit. I called his cell this morning and some random dudebro answered.
Dude: Damn, shitty.
Bro: Word, total yardsale .

by dudebro1 January 20, 2009

yardsale

(verb) to yardsale
1: to try to achieve a goal with limited means cheaply
2: to reply to an involved question or argument with a simplistic response

1: Although Ron had no money to fix the car properly he was able to yardsale it enough to make it to Trenton in it.
2: After I had told him all about the problems in Palestine, he wouldn't stop yardsaling the problem.

by FormFaktor February 27, 2003

yards

1. really far away, or a long way to walk
2.very hard

boy:where the f*** are you?
girl:aat the pub
Boy: aww thats yards!

by Helyn April 2, 2005

Bubblegum yardstick

artificially flavored, weighs 3 ounces and is extreamly fun to blow on....like a cock

Mary: Man im bored

Fred: Want a bubblegum yardstick? =

by Bubblegum yum yum September 15, 2009

Whole nine yards

The actual origin of the phrase "the whole nine yards" originates from late 19th century explosive mining methods, where a "whole nine yards" of safety fuse would be used(The maximum length that could be reliably used without burning out before igniting the dynamite) in the case of a huge detonation, hence longer fuses give you more time to get the fuck out of there.

Miner 1: How much did you plant???
Miner 2: The whole nine yards
*second impact*

by DarkRPAdmin August 6, 2019