babe in the woods

A person who seemingly knows nothing about a situation/something.

'C'mon, don't give me that babe in the woods routine'

by R.I.P Dimebag December 30, 2004

In The Woods

Lost or confused. Unable to see the forest for the trees. Given that golfers try to avoid the wooded parts of a golf course, this adds irony to the phrase when used in reference to Tiger Woods.

His affair was going great but then his wife found out and now he's in the woods

by Havan_IronOak June 19, 2011

into the woods

A play where famous fairy tale characters wish for things, the wishes come true, and then they all die in various nasty ways.

Into the Woods is a seriously great show, but now I have "Children Will Listen" stuck in my head!

by NastyHobbitses April 16, 2006

woodstock

the little birdy that sits with Snoopy on his doghouse.

What's Woodstock's purpose?

umm...he flys around and keeps Snoopy Company

by Kimpossible bia. July 12, 2007

Woodslapper

n. When you fart on a wooden chair/desk/table with your bare ass, and the subsequent loud satisfying sound of gas slapping the hard surface repeatedly.

After ripping a deafening woodslapper, Beeb pumped a foot into the air and exclaimed, "Woodslapper!"

by Babyfark McGeezax April 23, 2009

wish a nigga woods

Where the "don't mess with" niggas live. If you mess with a nigga (especially a nigga from footlocker) you would be approached by a bigger nigga. Fuck with that bigger nigga, .....................Just don't mess with niggas from the Wish A Nigga Woods

Man: oh. So you think you're going to bring all you little friends and jump me Kevin, well I'm from a little town called whoop ass.

Bigger Nigga . "Well I'm from a little town called Wish A Nigga Woods."

by Ariferrari401 April 6, 2015

Tiger Woods

A sudden and rapid decline from sublime to slime.

Tiger Woods 'transgressions' catapulted from sublime to slime.

by Zoe & Jackie December 9, 2009