woof 

a poo or a fart, a bad smell. n.

did you woof? make sure you woof in open areas because if you hold it in and dont let it out you'll get sick but if you let it out in enclosed areas you'll make those around you sick.

woof by brooke burke May 13, 2005

BARK BARK WOOF GRRR 

If someone says this too you, you're most likely either a racist or a peodo.

"nice ass"
"BARK BARK WOOF GRRR YAP YAP"

BARK BARK WOOF GRRR by zombiichan October 13, 2020

Woof 

n. A man who is god...
se also Ugodth

Ugodth is an ancient greek god.

Woof by woof October 1, 2004

Woof 

its a crook

once again refrence Big L's Ebonics

Woof by ryan September 17, 2003

woof 

somthing that smells really badd!

nastyy...that woofs!!

woof by leigh December 28, 2005

woof 

interjection
Slang. (used by a homosexual man to indicate sexual arousal from another man's flatulence)

First uttered by a sociology professor in reference to deviant adult male behavior.

Woof, Travis! That bean casserole you ate is giving me a raging hard-on. It's even better than those protein shakes we did yesterday. Looks like someone is going to get a rusty trombone and a rim-job tonight!

woof by sheesheeshee27 January 28, 2010

WOOF 

Uglyass bitch: Heather

how to tell if your an uglyass bitch:
1- your name is heather
2-you date chad hobson
3-your hair looks like something my cat would shit
4-you never brush your teeth
5-you like chad's microscopic penis
6-you look like a racoon! (lighten up on the eyeliner...i would rather date shamoo)
7-CALL JENNY CRAIG!
8-plastic surgery is your friend
9-paper bags are great accessories for going out in public
10-buy a douche...you smell like a fisherman.
11-get a hair cut...(if you know what i mean...tame the beast!)
12-dildo's work better than your whorish hands...stop using your tooth brush! thats why your breath stinks.
.... for all you guys out there, BEWARE OF THE WOOF! Its contageous!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

WOOF by Chad Hobson June 14, 2008