Wonky booty

A horribly misshapen booty

Hey man she got a wonky booty

by Pussy on the chai wax August 12, 2015

wonky bucks

when you make so much money that you can pay your friends 100k and still have over 500k for yourself

Hey bro, the Chinese deal went through! From here on out I'll be making them wonky bucks.

by brocolsahn January 02, 2019

wonky dick

An appendage in the form of a long cylinder with a pointed dome head hanging from the pelvic region of the human body, while being angled to one side of the body almost as if it’s connected to the upper thigh

That man I hooked up with last night definitely had a wonky dick, it was hot.

He got all up in me with that wonky dick.

“Shouldn’t be a mushroom dome not a pointed dome.” “No it’s a wonky dick not a normal dick.”

by Glitchforces1 August 06, 2022

Wonky eye

Wonky eye. Eye that doesn't go in the correct direction, or same direction as the other eye.

She had that wonky eye. I didn't know who she was looking at.

by TtotheLew August 17, 2023

Wonky face

When someone has no friends and they have a messed up face and is ugly

Girl 1: he was such a wonky face
Girl 2: he makes me sick

by Alexeisler December 22, 2016

Wendy Wonky-Eye

That ex who always seemed to be looking straight at you, but at the same time always to the side

"Hide your kids, Wendy Wonky-Eye is on the prowl again"

by MyLotInLifeIsToFuckMyLlama May 18, 2020

Wonky Wheezy

Describing something that is malfunctioning or out of order, characterised by irregularities and instability, akin to an old, creaky device with a wobbly mechanism.

The tables were arranged in a wonky wheezy fashion, creating a chaotic and unstable setup that disrupted the entire room's layout.

by ElToro Loco July 09, 2024