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Jehovah's Witness

a person who believes in Jehovah the Only God, and tries to save lifes just like Jesus and his disciples in the first century.
I'd really like to learn about the Bible with a Jehovah's Witness
by kattttt May 18, 2006
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Jehova's Witness

Usually spelled Jehovah's Witness. A strict religious group in which members cannot celebrate holidays or birthdays, but rather spend their time going door to door annoying people with their views and beliefs.
John: Hey, someone just knocked on our front door.

Sally: Oh snap! It's the Jehovah's Witnesses again. Go tell them we are atheists.
by Jennyknowswhatsup August 1, 2005
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Jehovah's Witness

The only faith that adheres to bible truths and tries their best to live the way Jesus Christ taught them. Jesus regularly went door to door, teaching others about God and making disciples, baptizing them. JWs also are the only faith to regularly use God's name, which is a command in the bible. Some of you people really need to do some research before you post in here. For example, rule numer one:

"1. Write for a large audience. The whole world's going to read your definition. Give background information so they understand your entry."
Why don't you people try reading the bible once in a while? You might learn something. Oh, the early members of the religion NEVER conspired with Hitler against the Jews. Who came up with that lie? Jehovah's Witnesses were persecuted and put in concentrations camps along with the Jews, even killed in the gas chambers.

Good Grief!!! Blood transfusions? How many people do YOU know contracted AIDS from tainted blood? Remember the pope??? Chagas Disease??? The bible is very clear on Gods view of the sanctity of blood. "Abstain from blood..." Please look up the word "abstain."

Those who are scorned and put out of the congregation have a lifetime of chances to return. Most who don't just don't want to live their lives morally and in accord with bible principles. It's their loss. Remember, when the catholics excommunicate, it's for life.
by MommyMe April 13, 2006
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Gay Sex and A Witness

When two dudes are both fucking one girl at the same time. Like a devil's three-way but with a twist. A third guy is always somewhere in the corner trying to bust a nut because he didn't get a go. At the end of the day who is the real Witness.
"Gay Sex and A Witness, What did you expect you were getting yourself into"
by Latte Imagine Wagons November 7, 2019
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embarrassed witness

A witness who saw someone else do something which embarrassed that person and also feels embarrassed for having witnessed what took place and knowing that the person who committed the embarrassing action, or to whom the embarrassing thing happened, saw the ( usually sole ) witness.
Seeing the woman commit a mistake made me feel like an embarrassed witness.
by but for February 8, 2018
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lie-witness

Any person who provides false testimony in a willing and intentional manner.
All of the testimony by the lie-witness was eventually thrown out of court.
by Detective Wizard November 4, 2019
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