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playing Willy Wonka

1. to be in bed with several people in a platonic way, a-la the grandparents in the 1971 film "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory".
2. to collude in an overly friendly way with one or more individuals who are either nonproductive or disingenuous.
1. "We all had taken some molly at the party and decided to listen to some music and play Willy Wonka together."
2. "Look, man, I'm gonna need more money because I'm not playing Willy Wonka with you mother fuckers."
by garbagefight June 30, 2025
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willy wonka kiss

Gary decided to go down on Betty he went further and kissed her brown hole then came up to kiss her on the mouth. He gave her a willy wonka kiss.
by Chkygal October 7, 2015
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willy wonka

A bloke who has either had one or both bollocks removed, but still has a decent perfectly working knob.
Not fussed he's a willy Wonka, he's still got it going on 👍
by sazzy jo June 2, 2017
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Willy Wonka Wet Dream

When someone has some insane diarrhea while they are asleep.
“Bro I had a Willy Wonka Wet Dream at my girlfriends place last week. Let’s just say she ain’t my girlfriend no more
by Vikingwaterfall August 25, 2023
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Willy Wonka

He is a very seggsi man but some of you may know him as a creepy one. WELL, no🙈he is very seggsi and he has abs🥵🤩🤩we all melt for him (like chocolate melts- got it? No? Ok🙄🙄)
by WollyWonkaJuicyAss🙈🙈 October 21, 2020
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Willy Wonka Experience

When something is significantly less than described.

Based on an early 2024 event in Glasgow, Scotland where parents were led to believe they were taking their children to an immersive Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory experience. In reality, it was a mostly bare warehouse with AI-printed decorations. Also, no actual chocolate was provided.
He told me he was a great cook and to come over for dinner. When I got there, it was boxed mac and cheese with cut up hot dogs. It was a real Willy Wonka Experience.
by SpunkMonkeyOnOn March 1, 2024
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Willy Wonka Bucks

A term that can be used when you want to enter a bet or dare a friend to do something stupid but don't want to put anything at stake. In other words, it's money made from "pure imagination".
Person 1: Hey Person 2 I'll give you 50 Willy Wonka bucks if you ask Person 3 out!
Person 2: Sure
{Person 2 does the dare}
Person 2: Where is my money?
Person 1: HAH here you go. It's money made from pure imagination!
by Deadest Man Walking November 14, 2023
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