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stealth woobie 

a person who is a woobie is typically a big guy, good at comforting, very protective, great huggers, think Hoss Cartwright, but a "stealth woobie" is a guy of average build and height but he emanates protectiveness.
Daniel was her stealth woobie. He wasn't as big and buff as some of the other guys but there wasn't anyone who could simply hold her and make her feel safe and secure quite like he could.
stealth woobie by DivineGrace March 29, 2013
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phoniex_whoniex_pp 

A really cool person aka South Park fan and scene kid
Person A: hey do u follow phoniex_whoniex_pp on tt?
Person B: ofc I do!! She’s so swag
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Goobie Woobie 

When something or someone is simultaneously cute and silly it makes you happy.
Goobie - derived from goofy goober

(A strain of made up words between two best friends)
Yukio: Look at this cat, isn't he so Goobie?

Keenan: So Goobie Woobie
Goobie Woobie by Yezz0r March 13, 2024

Joobie-Woobie

When shit is real fucked up. Things are not working properly but your're in a goofy mood.
Man our internet connection sure is Joobie-Woobie right now.

Wanton Wonton Whoriental Whoral 

Lustfully gluttonous, Life's good, when you're chunky and chinky, mouth chocked full of dinner, mouth choking full of dick.

Gawk, Guac are the sounds when the Gook gags.
4WD.o.c. stands for Wanton Wonton whoriental whoral Doctor of chiropractic. Starts with Bone ends with R, is what she specializes in "adjusting". Both doctor and patient will reach their own happy endings after she pops and softens very stiff crotch pelvis area. Loosen up the lower limbs, charlie horse looking, cock hardness limp. She goes by @jackieareal on her social medias.