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British weather

(adj.) bad unless you're used to it, in which case you like it.
170 of rainy bliss per year, marred by 52 days of summer sun. Oh well.


Fun fact: Despite having the lowest number of useable days in Europe, Britain has more convertable cars (by percentage) than any other european country.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
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wither on the vine

if something withers on the vine, it is destroyed very gradually, usually because no one does anything to help or support it.
Plans to create cheap housing for the poor seem doomed to wither on the vine.
by BIG BIRD7 January 23, 2009
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Weatherford Texas

A place where you go to live. And end up never leaving. Full of truck sluts, diesel douches, mommy and daddys wallets and a bunch of meth addicts.

The birth place of the clap apocalypse 2015. The only place you can get black smoked, beat up by a 28 year old twice your size at a highschool party then get your dicked sucked by a random girl.
by Daddycummy69 August 26, 2016
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hows the weather up there

A dick thing you say to a tall person to piss them off.
Person 1 "Hows the weather up there?"
Person 2 "Fuck you."
by Jackalfu March 20, 2017
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cuddling weather

When it's cold or rainy outside, it's perfect weather for getting under a blanket with someone and snuggling up! Put sweatpants and a big jacket on and get cozy! Don't forget your fuzzy slippers and hot chocolate!
Allison: "Ugh, it's too wet and gross outside. I wish the rain would stop."
Bailey: "No, it's perfect cuddling weather! Let's call the boys and go to Starbucks or watch a movie!"
Allison: Cuddling weather's pretty great!
by Haybales December 5, 2013
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cardie weather

chilly, not-yet-full-winter, and not snowy weather which deserves an ample cardigan to keep warm. if it were colder, you'd have a puffa jacket on top on the cardie.
uh oh! it's cardie weather, kids. button up! and don't forget your mittens!
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withering

"I gave him a withering look" (a look intended to make the other person feel inferior and warned)
by COURTNEYMARET January 14, 2009
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