RICHARD WELD

a weld that has too much penetration, undercut, distortion, scatch start mess, and overall birdshit everywhere.

if the weld meets all of these parameters it is considered a "richard weld"

i cant believe greg has been welding for 20 years and still has "richard welds"

whos 'richard weld' is that?

'how are we going to fix that richard weld'

by welda October 8, 2019

weeny welding

Male Bonding...men participating in the act of social corresspondence.

hunting, fishing, gambling, etc.
A woman says to her husband, "are you going 'weeny welding' this weekend?"

by GMone' May 21, 2006

Welding the bumper

When a guy has sexual urges and decides it's time to relieve the stress. Also known as masturbating

Hey do you know where Cass went?
He's probably Welding the Bumper

by Brandt1dudes January 26, 2017

Spunk-Weld

The result of fully dried seamen adhering two physical entities together.

Example 1

"Honey, I'm Spunk-Welded to the bed."

"I'll be in the garadge."

(Squirt)

"Ask me why I did it."

Example 2

"The wings on this Boewing 747 will never hold at that altitude."

"Don't worry, I spunk-welded it myself."

"Genius. You just made Captain in my book."

(Squirt)

"Ask me why I did it."

by Eric Hollerbach April 21, 2007

mother fuckin wold

a term derived from a crazy person, whom becomes extreemly angry at the most trivial things, now used to verbaly display excitment or when nothing else can be thought of to say.

dude1 - fuckin shafted that real fit bird last night! u proud?

dude2 - thats mother fuckin wold man!

by david mankel June 19, 2004

werld

the better way to pronounce 'world'

I hate this freaking werld

by j00l.i.e April 26, 2003

Weldon

Perfect example of the ghetto, Weldon is a small ass town with small ass houses and a very large crime rate.

Sam- OMG! They are throwing rocks at us!
Ashley- OH SHIT! I knew we shouldve stayed on the highway.
^^What happens when you take shortcuts in Weldon

by Samantha Noel July 21, 2008