my friend and me liked to give kids wedgies. we are 18. one day, a loser freshman kid with red hair and glasses was walking in the hall. without a word, we grabbed him and dragged him into the bathroom. he begged us, tried giving us his lunch money, but we laughed. we ripped off his shirt to find extremely white skin and tiny nipples, no muscle. we laughed and ripped off his pants. his legs had no hair whatsoever, and he was wearing whitey tighteys! we laughed, and we opened the back of his undies to see a pastey white ass. we spit in the undies. the kid was crying now. so we forcibly jammed the underwear as far up his ass as our strength let us, causing the white skin the become VERY red. we hung the undies from a hook in a stall over the toilet. my friend and me took a dump and didn't flush, so it smell really bad. we left the seat up so if he fell he would land in it. we stole his socks and shoes. We stuffed his clothes in the other toilets and peed on them. we each punched him in the nuts exactly 500 times before we left, spitting on his crotch. he cried his eyes out the whole time. we left his ass there and locked the stall AND the br door.
by loserkiller69 June 02, 2010
When you pull up on someone's underwear. Usually done by boxer-wearing kids to brief-wearers like me.
by Briefboy June 29, 2008
once me and my friends were playing at a park in 4th grade, we saw some high schoolers and they played us in a game of basketball, we lost and my friend Rob pissed them off so they gave him a wedgie from the basketball hoop, we couldn't reach him so he hung for about 15 minutes before we finally got him down, it was funny
by ao;asfhoidnfa;ondf September 05, 2008
The act of grabbing a person's underpants and lifting them high above your head....while that person is still wearing them.
by Bunta August 12, 2003
One day i went over too my friends house. I didn't know that his parents were out for 2 months(mines were out for 3 months with my older brother taking care of me) so i went in and his brother 13 years old comes and pins us down. He siad "i finally did it!" and he wedgied us on the tree branch in the forest in the backyard. Before he hung us he stiped us down too our underwear and kicked us in the balls. below us were 2 big tree branches. i knew if we fell, we would never have sex. I tried too get out but with the pain from my ass i couldn't do a thing. After a day his brother came back with a LOT of water. (Our underwear still didn't ripe) We were pissing ourselfs and craping sometimes too. My brother came with some school bullys and they toke us down too just kick us in the balls and started taking pics. They fed us water and food a lot. after a month of this we were bleeding the crazy and my friends underwear broke he fell and his balls hit the branch and he sat on the branch crying.after a minute i fell too.
by bitasy February 24, 2010
An innocent children school prank, performed mostly for laughs. It's based on pulling the back of the underwear up so that it wedges between the buttocks.
As a freshman in high school I was invited to a party in an island with only males and no adults. All the other boys were upperclassmen and many of them even came from other schools to this party, so I thought it would be really cool. As soon as I arrived, they stripped me of my clothes except underwear and tied my hands and arms on my back with duct tape, then they gave me an atomic wedgie and hanged me from a tree by my thighty whities and then they started kicking my balls and hitting them with baseball bats and sledge hammers. I cried all the time and they took pictures of me and also recorded it with a camera and broadcasted it live through the internet with a webcam while they wanked and came all over me. This lasted many hours and I passed away several times because of the extreme pain, but they kept waking me up by injecting me adrenaline. They left me hanging there for one week giving me water and feeding me with their cum, so I was forced to pee and crap on myself all this time. Finally they left the island and three days later I was found by a fisherman when I was almost dead. I never told my parents about it.
by MastermindX July 19, 2009
I admit it. i used to LOVEEEE wedgies. i am a guy, so alot of people think i am weird. well, i go to a private school, where you can only go home on the weekends. some thing my parents came up with. so of course, wiht every school, there is the school bully. And this guy HATES me. He has beaten me up many time and always gives me swirlies in his own poop. and no one ever finds out. he told me no one would miss me if i was gone for a weekend, and he threatened to hit me with a hammer if i didnt call my parents and give permision to stay at the school for "extra study time." the bully stayed to. so it is friday night and i got real scared the bully would beat me up. i was on my bed reading, and he came in smiling. he locked the door. in his hand was duck tape and rope from the craft room. he nocked my book from my hand and taped my hands and feet. he then tied me to the bed, like a leash. he new i like wedgie so he said "you are gonna love this you fag" and he grabbed the back of my wighty tighties and pulled so hard it brought tears to my eyes. he bullyed me all night long. he forced me to smell his feet and butt crack. he gave me tons of swirlys. he said grande finale time. he gagged me with his own underwear (dirty) and stripped me to mine. he then carried me to the basement bathroom. he said no one would find me. he wedgied me so my crack began to bleed. he hung the undies with me in them on a thin wall, so the wall was in my bleeding crack to. he wrapped my body in tape and fed me gallons of water, making me pee and pee and pee. i couldnt stop. this happened three days, all weekend in that wedgie. the janitor found me on monday and screamed at me because he had to clean up the pee soaked floor. the bully still does things to me. nobody cares.
by wedgiedalot June 16, 2009