Office Sand Wedge

the sand wedge guy, if used correctly, only comes into play when someone else has messed something up, and the sad part is that the someone doesn't necessarily have to outrank the sandwedge, it could be someone inferior in the office heirarchy and still the sandwedge must come in and fix the shit cause he's the only one that can. The thing about the sand wedge is, he's ok with it, he knows his role and accepts it, becasue at some point earlier in his career he was given the big job, the lead position ... and he f'd it up.

Jackson: Dude, I can't believe how bad that went in there, how the hell are we going to recover.
Murphy: Sounds like a job for Peter.
Jackson: Peter, he had nothing to do with this mess?
Murphy: That's ok, he's the office sand wedge.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009

Double Dumpster Camel Wedge

When a female gets a wedgie in her crack and her front butt at the same time.

1: Man, I got the weirdest thing going on with my underwear....
2: You think, that's bad? My panties riding up so hard I got a Double Dumpster Camel Wedge going on down here!

by BrewskeiBaby May 31, 2018

Indian Lemon Wedge

The act of squeezing your cum into a cup of water after pulling out and forcing your partner to drink it.

After fucking Kate last night, I pulled out and gave her an Indian Lemon Wedge!

by Goldieloxandthe3cocks October 13, 2022

6 finger wedge

ultimate penetration of the vagina. take your hands, with the palms facing each other, and cross the two pinky fingers and the two thumbs, as they will not be needed. keep the other six fingers fairly close together, and ram it home when shes ready.

"she could barely take the 6 finger wedge i hit her with last night."

by sticky fingaz 69 December 22, 2005

Wedge Bot

A breed of wedge-shaped, competition-ruining robots in the TV series BattleBots that carried little or no weapons and with the only objective of getting under the opposing robot to flip it over, winning by default. These were a major source of buzzkill, and their increasing predominance led to the show becoming increasingly boring until it was finally canceled.

Dick: Are you going to watch BattleBots tonight?

Jane: No, it will just be a bunch of wedge bots wedging it out.

by vvvvvvvvvvvvv November 25, 2011

pitching wedge

A girl that only looks good from about 30 yards away, when she gets close she is no good. A person who is ugly any closer than thirty yards away

Yeah she looked hot from far, but turns out she was just a pitching wedge.

by Adam Gray November 29, 2006

wedge stanley

Noun: One who is an unusually large tool. A combination of the word wedge, which is the simplest of all tools, and Stanley, a manufacturer of tools. Usually spotted at party's where there is an abundance of tool. Commonly refered to as a toolbag.

That guy is a wedge stanley.

Wedge Stanley over there is really pissing me off, this next beer bottle is headed his direction

by DBCaptain August 27, 2006