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wedding bang

To have sexual intercourse during someone else's wedding ceremony.
"Aye Rachel, do you want to have a quick wedding bang? This ceremony is boring"

wedding crashered 

When a person gives another a hand job in any public setting such as at dinner under the table (as seen in Wedding Crashers), on the dance floor while grinding, while in class, studying in the library, etc...
Last night at Homecoming Kaity totally wedding crashered Hoffman...
wedding crashered by TJ_Simp January 10, 2009

wedding crashers 

The people, or person, that makes a wedding or other "fancy" occasion memorable because of something untraditional.
"Damn, those guys are real wedding crashers"
wedding crashers by Loki91 May 16, 2006

wedding horny 

Adj. Used to describe a person who gets turned on at the mere thought of a wedding.
Shirly is so wedding horny...she's registered at 4 different stores and she doesnt even have a boyfriend!
wedding horny by Sweepy Bob December 29, 2008

Wedding Dress

Sheet stuck to woman chest do to dryed ejaculation
To ejaculate on a womans chest while she is sleeping and have the sheet stick to her body. when she wakes and stands it will become a "Wedding Dress"
Wedding Dress by Super Pace May 4, 2010

wedding vegetable

slang for a man's penis. does not include the tackle.
"Oh man, she kicked him right in the wedding vegetable!"
wedding vegetable by banjax October 28, 2013