crouching wear

When somebody/something is "sexy" then it is crouching wear. It is used as a secretive way of saying sombody is nice looking without being obvious.

(whilst pointing at a girl) Crouching Wear!

Green goo... Crouching Wear!

by makit May 13, 2005

Cher wear

When a gay boy dresses up so much that he looks like a girl.

He definetly put on his cher wear tonight.

by Peach March 14, 2004

Wear the Pants

(verb)
1. To own each situation like a farmer owns a donkey
(noun)
1. A robust and compelling call to manhood, not unlike a Viking blowing his horn from a mountain top or submarine captain ordering his men to fire torpedoes
2. See Mansformation

"Put down the plastic fork, step away from the salad bar and wear the pants, Thomas."

by Doctor Whittles September 3, 2009

Wears War

Also called the "Great Wears War" The process of washing all the underwear in the family. The person with the most underwear wins the war. The person who folds the "wears" is the General!

He was the General in the Great Wears War.

by Trough Cook March 8, 2009

Wearing The Zoomies

When someone is going fast/speeding.

Man you wearing the zoomies you going so fast!

by Peytonns August 26, 2022

cameron wear

lanky ass fucker who works in the garden center at wal mart. also known as angylanmower

That guy in the ancient honda looks alot like cameron wear.

by 87t50439675039 November 14, 2009

ice wear

Brand produced by Ice T

Wow that wigger is wearin Ice Wear pants lets fuck him up..

by Enrique September 29, 2004