Wapoo

NOT SEXUAL

"Wapoo! This is fun!"

"Hey, Allison and I are going to wapoo this weekend--want to join us?"

Reference in the 2008 movie, Mamma Mia, in a cheer by Donna and the Dynamos.

"Dynamos! Dynamites! Sleep all day and wapoo all night!"

by allerson5 September 3, 2012

Alien Weaponry

Any masturbation or sexual enhancement device. Many have crazy shapes, colors, and textures all of which resemble weapons from another world. However, these devices are not deadly!

Dildos, vibrators, fleshlights, anal beads, and buttplugs fall into this category.

Guy 1: "OMG IT'S a NEURALIZER!!"
Guy 2: "She has some kind of Alien Weaponry!"
Woman 1: "No, it's just my vibrator..."

by FIFINATOR March 20, 2010

Assault weapon

Any firearm that doesn't have some sort of wood texture.

Nerf guns don't have wood so they're assault weapons!

by Despacito Gamer 69 November 23, 2018

bureau of troops and weaponry

Bureau of Troops and Weaponry

Bureau of Troops and Weaponry: "Bureau of Troops and Weaponry"

by Bureau of Troops and Weaponry October 13, 2020

Lethal Weapon

Totally awesome action movie series following the lives of Roger Murtough and Martin Riggs. Funny, with plenty of actin.

Lets go watch Lethal Weapon 4, because Chris Rock is a total legengd.

by Seven November 16, 2003

Weapon Pikey

Someone who camps or avoids all combat at an attempt of getting himself all available weapons in an online game, such as Doom.

A cheat.

"Stop being a weapon pikey asshole, I only have a handgun!"

by JMM June 22, 2006

Weaponized Caffeine

Any amazing energy drink that attacks your body, bringing you from zero to sixty instantly!

That stuff was weaponized caffeine!

No, there was no gradual build up of energy, there was nothing, and then there was everything! I was twitching, insane almost, desperate to do anything and everything at once. Raid MC, knit a pair of socks, learn three foreign languages at the same time, watch all of Firefly, chat with friends, write a letter to dear grandmama, study calculus, program my own dungeon, and then I crashed.

It was like hitting a brick wall while rolling down a hill in a garbage can. There was too much energy, and then none at all. Uncontrolled explosions in my system followed by an oxygen vent to finally put them out, and the crew dying a fast and miserable death.

by Thorgeous January 6, 2012