waddling meat

When a male cums all of their belly and dick while laying down and don't have anything to whipe.

James: Bro I had waddling meat.

Noah: No way bro! How?
James: I forgot to grab a sock.

by Flakey Niblet July 11, 2017

willy waddle

Jerkin the gurkin, strangling the pope, five finger shuffle.

Masturbation

Jack peformed and act of willy waddle much to his six year old daughters consern

by Absolute belta February 27, 2016

waddle face

Fat face

Look a waddle face, he's pretty obese

by duckhater9000 December 03, 2013

Polly waddle

To act rude to someone or some group with the intent of making them your bitch.

Because Phil was a cool kid in high school he could successfully avoid the Polly waddling by bullies.

Because phil was a loser he was often Polly waddled by bullies at his school.

by THEREALphillyphil April 12, 2011

Waddle

Like going for a paddle, but the land equivalent.

Jerry the Duck enjoys an occasional cheeky Sunday waddle, as it brings a healthy variety to his usual lifestyle of more prosaic paddling.

by hocusBOGUS February 18, 2018

Waddle

A waddle is the collective noun for a group of women walking slowly down a hallway, often chatting.

Sorry I'm late to the meeting, I got stuck behind a waddle in the hall.

by Sunnyaussie April 09, 2023

Waddles

Absolute narco who splashes money on several e girls in the hope that they will show him a bit of skin. He's in a group of the 4 most retarded individuals you will ever witness in your lifetime. He has plenty of secrets & a fucking huge EGO. His cock does not compare to his massive ego and his streams well he doesnt stream. There's no one more stinkier, more WeirdChamp than waddles. He is a one of a kind virgin who absolutely loves women to the point it scares them. Some say his hair is like a paint brush others say his hair is just shit. A real communist at heart, faze blaze stan & a full on paki

Omg look its waddles, the one from the bozo cast. WeirdChamp

by FatGingerTallGuy August 05, 2019