Bryan Ward

He is the greatest sweatpants wearer of all time. If there were a contest for sweatpants wearing, he would clearly be the winner. He is also so amazing in bed that he will leave you sleeping in a wet spot all night and you won't even care. Also, Bryan Ward is the kind of guy who is so humble that he will tell you not to forget to write about how good he is in bed, and also that he is the greatest sweatpants wearer. But to be honest, you don't mind writing those things about him because you know he's right, and he's really cute when he laughs.

-Did you see the sweatpants Bryan Ward was wearing last night?
-Yeah they looked great on him, but even more amazing was when he took them off.
-Did you sleep in the wet spot again?
-Yeah Bryan Ward is amazing!

by AwJohannaNow February 10, 2019

Dylan Ward

A nerdy individual that also likes his men , he is smart but can make dumb descisions if u meet a Dylan ward think of yourself unlucky , he will be starving in a forest in day z forever on god bless Dylan ward.

If u are lucky enough to come across a Dylan Ward he will give you all his peppers.

by bruh moments... October 24, 2019

andrew ward

"Andrew ward" is said when a person misses to ward a bush in a game called League of Legends

I pulled such an andrew ward.

by Dibus November 12, 2022

small off duty czeckslovakian traffic warden

A Banana

originally An outburst from Kryten on the sitcom Red Dwarf as he triyes to lie by saying that the banana is an orange

"its a orrrrrrr, its an orrrrrr its a... its a Small off duty Czeckslovakian traffic warden!"

by MaxZero September 8, 2005

Chad warden

Sup bitches, chad warden here aight?
C wizzy, chad daddy i go by many different names big puppy.

And you've got that asian bitch mushroom, and you can't even eat that bitch

Chad warden also explains how 'mario jumps over the fucking border run around and fixing peoples toilets'

Quote from chad warden at an interview from Nintendo

Interviewer: So, what is your thoughts on Legend of zelda?

Chad: What we got? We got legend of zelda where you walk around with a lil bitch, with a lil bitchass sword a lil shield and he just goes HAH HAH HAH shiit.

Interviewer: O_O

Chad warden: BALLIN'

Chad starts bopping his head and walks away

by ChadDaddy June 30, 2010

The Warder

A Prison Officer who subscribes to a hedonistic lifestyle. The Warder is particularly found in Northern Ireland. The warder is seen as a folk hero and possesses a status much akin to a demi-god. Much maligned in the sunday press, the warder is misunderstood. Although the warder can usually be found dodging work with a half completed crossword in certain circumstances he can act professionally for several minutes at at a time.

"The Warder loves an unattended female," "The warder loves a shebeen." "The warder loves a half day"

by yergirl May 3, 2010

WTAR

An epic thread on www.race-dezert.com that oringinated as "Wheeeeewww!! Thats A Relief..." which is closing in on 7500 pages of posts. It is the only thread on the forum where (almost) anything goes. It is headed up by a bunch of WTARds and people who are generally considered WTARded. The users have post races to reach the post the ends in 00. The next race as of March 13, 2009 will be up to 7500 pages/75,000 posts. They also celebrate "Josh is Gay Day" on Fridays to honor a member who may or may not be gay. ;)

Man, after posting in the WTAR thread all day I feel really WTARded.

by 3DCS March 14, 2009