Texas Train Wire

When you fuck a girl while using BBQ sauce as a lubricant and while you're fucking, she is zapping your dick with a cattle prod.

Hey babe, wanna Texas Train Wire tonight?

by Jiggledoes-R-US December 10, 2009

Hanging a wire

A term for when a man urinates.

Never touch a man when he is hanging a wire.

by jacknut January 25, 2012

up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

by octopod August 25, 2004

wired to the moon

Someone who's not all there.

That guy's nae real, he's wired to the moon

by wanderer September 11, 2003

No more wire hangers

What a stepmother would yell at you if she found a wire hanger in your closet after specifically telling you that wire hangers are just not acceptable. You would then be beaten about with the aforementioned wire hanger.

"You fool! I said plastic hangers! But this...This is a wire hanger! No more wire hangers!"

by Rodney Basil December 21, 2003

Diddy Wire

Diddy wire is a thing of most little boys childhoods. Its were one rub's garden wire/chicken wire between their hands and it feels like a boob.

Ohhhhhh, give me a go at your diddy wire.

by nic915 May 3, 2011

free wired

when u free to be yourself and wild out.. and stay wired all night to party, stay online...

and stay connected with the cherrybomber on cherrytree

all family still together

I'm free wired

Far East Movement was free wired.

by aforada May 23, 2010