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A woman who only marries for financial gain. Once the money is gone, she quickly leaves her husband and takes what little money is left with her.
After Howard lost everything in the stock market bust, he realized what a toxic wife Wanda really was when she emptied out their joint bank account and split.
by Joe Rodolico December 12, 2008
As I also discussed on the show, my only real concern is that the women involved -- who apparently require a "bucket and a mop" -- get the medical care they require. My doctor wife's differential diagnosis: bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomonis.
by WhoAmI_WhatAmI August 14, 2020
by Weegee420 December 15, 2019
A girl who you feel has the potential to be your girlfriend or the person you are "officially" exclusive with. In some cases, a girl you feel possesses qualities that would warrant marriage.
Devin: " So, how was your date with Veronica? She let you cut, dawg?"
Justin: " Hell naw! She's a good girl, funny, got her head in the books."
Devin: " Yeah, man, and she's fine as hell!"
Justin: "I know, she's completely wife-able."
Justin: " Hell naw! She's a good girl, funny, got her head in the books."
Devin: " Yeah, man, and she's fine as hell!"
Justin: "I know, she's completely wife-able."
by i-know-it-all May 23, 2009
What the President is being pressured for to substantively prove that his wife is anywhere around or in fact even alive.
Despite all this clamoring from the public for proof of wife, people need to remember that Melania’s living her life as she always has: far away from me, the Grabber in Chief.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 02, 2018
A hair style often resorted to by married women where the hair is cut very short. Most woman resort to this style of hair after they get married because they no longer have to impress anyone and don't want to deal with long hair anymore.
by Double TTT March 30, 2014