Shake Weight

A tool to practice giving handjobs.. With one or two hands

Husband: OMG baby that was the best handjob ever!!
Wife: Thanks honey, ive been using the shake weight

Shake Weight by thecoolestjewyouwishyouknew July 24, 2010

morning weight 

When someone weighs them self n the morning before eating so they think they weigh lighter than they are the rest of the day. Usually done to make oneself feel better about their body.

Stacy: *weighs herself* OMG! I'm losing so much weight!
Jessie: Girl, that's just your morning weight.

morning weight by Spam Happy August 29, 2009

crackhead weight 

the lowest weight you've ever been

1. oh my i'm 95 pounds i'm at my crackhead weight(compared to 120 i used to be)

2. anorexia nervosa

3.lindsay lohan

crackhead weight by Real Nigga What's Up July 22, 2010

Webpage weight 

The ideal body weight of an individual as calculated via a website. The term is meant to be a bit tongue-in-cheek as often when a website says you are overweight you may be quite in proportion, fit and healthy.

"Like, I don't think I'm fat, but my webpage weight apparently is in the obese range!"

Webpage weight by Sambuco July 27, 2012

The Weight Room 

The Temple. The Meccah of Self Improvement and exaltation to near divinity. The place where all young men (or women) come to make glorious gains. A place of unmatched potential and grace. Hard work is key in the the Weight Room.

Man Im feelin' so stressed....I'm gonna go hit the Weight Room.

The Weight Room by Master Panda36 April 6, 2014

booty weight 

The amount of weight your booty adds to your body

Damn her booty fat! She must carry a lot of booty weight!

booty weight by BasedBop April 27, 2014

fuck weight 

When a females' been having a lot of sex and her hips and ass get bigger A.K.A. When your flat butt becomes a booty!

MAN1: Damn shorty used to be thin, but now that Jerome's been hittin' that, she put on some fuck weight.

MAN2: Shooo did

MAN1: Ummhumm!

fuck weight by vamanda smasser October 17, 2008