Waddle Boating

Much the same action as motor boating but using your neck waddle. Mainly done by old men to their young concubines for amusement. Also slighty degrading since you spittle in the face while making the boat noise.

John loved waddle boating her, he could see her face as he waddleboated her to see the look of disgust on her face

by sdfern1 May 04, 2010

Waddle of Shame

When a man ejaculates onto himself while his pants are down, and he must waddle to the bathroom/closet/wardrobe with his pants around his ankles

Tad: Is Chad still living with his parents?

Scrad: Nah, his mom caught him doing the waddle of shame and kicked him out

by Brodingus IIV October 07, 2023

Anal Twat Waddle

An Anal Twat Waddle is how a female walks right after getting double penetration.

Person 1 - Dam, she is hot! I am going to ask that bitch out!
Person 2 - No, man, don't do it; she gots that Anal Twat Waddle going on.

by What’s up! November 27, 2024

Polly waddle

To act rude to someone or some group with the intent of making them your bitch.

Because Phil was a cool kid in high school he could successfully avoid the Polly waddling by bullies.

Because phil was a loser he was often Polly waddled by bullies at his school.

by THEREALphillyphil April 12, 2011

Waddle

Like going for a paddle, but the land equivalent.

Jerry the Duck enjoys an occasional cheeky Sunday waddle, as it brings a healthy variety to his usual lifestyle of more prosaic paddling.

by hocusBOGUS February 18, 2018

Waddle

A waddle is the collective noun for a group of women walking slowly down a hallway, often chatting.

Sorry I'm late to the meeting, I got stuck behind a waddle in the hall.

by Sunnyaussie April 09, 2023

Waddles

Absolute narco who splashes money on several e girls in the hope that they will show him a bit of skin. He's in a group of the 4 most retarded individuals you will ever witness in your lifetime. He has plenty of secrets & a fucking huge EGO. His cock does not compare to his massive ego and his streams well he doesnt stream. There's no one more stinkier, more WeirdChamp than waddles. He is a one of a kind virgin who absolutely loves women to the point it scares them. Some say his hair is like a paint brush others say his hair is just shit. A real communist at heart, faze blaze stan & a full on paki

Omg look its waddles, the one from the bozo cast. WeirdChamp

by FatGingerTallGuy August 05, 2019