A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020

Waddle bottle

A noun/verb way to describe a thick ex.

I can't see the game. Move your waddle bottle she's in the way.

Damn you see that waddle bottle in the hallway....she's fine.

by A.D.D.-Adderall February 7, 2022

willy waddle

Jerkin the gurkin, strangling the pope, five finger shuffle.

Masturbation

Jack peformed and act of willy waddle much to his six year old daughters consern

by Absolute belta August 24, 2016

Yenta Waddle

To travel on foot in a manner or fashion similar or akin to Andy Milonakis

That stupid bitch yenta waddles from one food spot to the next and thinks it's content for her stream.

by Defoon October 25, 2023

Waddle

Like going for a paddle, but the land equivalent.

Jerry the Duck enjoys an occasional cheeky Sunday waddle, as it brings a healthy variety to his usual lifestyle of more prosaic paddling.

by hocusBOGUS May 7, 2018

Waddle Boating

Much the same action as motor boating but using your neck waddle. Mainly done by old men to their young concubines for amusement. Also slighty degrading since you spittle in the face while making the boat noise.

John loved waddle boating her, he could see her face as he waddleboated her to see the look of disgust on her face

by sdfern1 May 4, 2010

donut waddle

Describes the walk of a police officer that has had too many donuts

Referencing the poloce officer going in Walmart. "Looks like he has had too many donuts. Look at his donut waddle."

by anonymous March 19, 2025