The detours and delays of a regular vacation casused by volcanic ash disrupting your return flight home, or conversely the time you spend at home because you couldn't fly out.
by StewieG wannabe April 20, 2010
Get the volcation mug.Thor experienced the biggest Icelandic volcano when he looked at pictures of Helga pulling up her socks.
by Janie Blooms April 17, 2010
Get the Icelandic volcano mug.by Dan Boerger November 12, 2007
Get the volcano effect mug.A person who is terrified to open their monthly mobile phone bill from vodafone, usually because of a fear of excess charges from trips abroad.
"Man, that Faye is such a vodafobe." "Yeah but dude she's been in europe for like two months, thats a lot of data roaming right there"
by corndog86 August 30, 2013
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+ The flatulator lies, belly down, with his butt cheeks spread.
+ The inhalant sprinkles a finely-fluffed dusting of cocaine around the flatulator's anus.
+ The inhalant gets his face really, really close to the butt hole.
At this point, the flatulator earns his namesake, causing a gas expulsion from his rectum. This gaseous outburst, much like a volcano, projects dust into the air. It is then the inhalants goal to breathe in as much cocaine-fart as possible.
+ The flatulator lies, belly down, with his butt cheeks spread.
+ The inhalant sprinkles a finely-fluffed dusting of cocaine around the flatulator's anus.
+ The inhalant gets his face really, really close to the butt hole.
At this point, the flatulator earns his namesake, causing a gas expulsion from his rectum. This gaseous outburst, much like a volcano, projects dust into the air. It is then the inhalants goal to breathe in as much cocaine-fart as possible.
Hello friends, you seem like the kind of people who like to fart and do cocaine! Can I interest you in taking a Peruvian Volcano?
by sir esteban July 5, 2012
Get the Peruvian Volcano mug.The great and powerfully god of volcanoes who was trapped in the form of a skinny white male by a penguin. He is meme obcessed.
Also, his pp is over 1500 feet long.
Also, his pp is over 1500 feet long.
by Kumtukey fly chimken November 27, 2018
Get the the volcano god mug.Verb: It's when you have a great big messy shit under the covers.
Noun: A big pile of wet shit stinking up the air trapped under a blanket*
*Dutch volcanoes have been observed in other enclosed spaces such as tents, sleeping bags, and, occasionally, entire vehicles.
Noun: A big pile of wet shit stinking up the air trapped under a blanket*
*Dutch volcanoes have been observed in other enclosed spaces such as tents, sleeping bags, and, occasionally, entire vehicles.
"I Dutch volcanoed so badly it left a burn mark in the bed frame."
"The largest Dutch volcano on record is named Zuidwal and is located under the Wadden Sea in the Netherlands. The second largest Dutch volcano just shot out of my ass and into my sheets."
"The largest Dutch volcano on record is named Zuidwal and is located under the Wadden Sea in the Netherlands. The second largest Dutch volcano just shot out of my ass and into my sheets."
by bishsac January 20, 2022
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