velcro scissors

Regular scissors that are all gummy from adhesive after being used on velcro.

Damn it! I can’t cut this paper because someone turned my scissors into velcro scissors.

by Baophboy January 17, 2025

velcro farmer

A chick who doesn't practice grooming in the pubic region.

My wife wanted to get frisky last night but she's a Velcro farmer down there.

by JD&Asso December 15, 2015

Velcro Butt

When you don’t wipe very well after number 2 and you leave residue behind. When spreading your cheeks it releases the sound that of Velcro due to the pasted poop around your anus.

Guy 1: hey dude check this out

spreads ass cheeks

Guy 2: woah that totally sounded like Velcro butt!!!

Guy 1: ugh no way I thought I wiped this time!!!
Guy 2: better get a boudet bruh.

by Crunch my cookie June 04, 2024

Velcroing

When two people have sex and their pubes get entagled, resulting in them having to pull them apart like velcro.

Jessica and I forgot to shave, so we ended up velcroing while fucking last night.

by Schloppittytoppitty June 13, 2024

Velcroing

When two girls with hairy vaginas scissor

Did you see those two girls velcroing last night? That shit was lit

by Devin sucks cock February 19, 2016

pussy velcro

Substitute bait or personality enhancement to attract plastic, silicone bitches in lieu of a traditional pussy magnet.

Bill!, wheres your blind puppy? Ha! I sold that fleabag to a Vietnamese family and catch way more pussy by hanging this $5 bill out of my pants! Abe Lincoln is pussy velcro and wont crap on my carpet!

by StuPedasso September 17, 2012

Call velcro

Velcro for your phone

Oh my gosh look at that Call velcro!

by Nobodycalledyoutoday May 20, 2019