Veggie wedgie

The act of stuffing supermarket produce up one's ass.

"Honey, I'm stopping at the Farmer's Market on the way home. I'm in the mood for a veggie wedgie!"

by ICSHialeah August 6, 2009

Veggie burger

A girl who gets a lot of attention, but only because no other girls are around to compete with her.

See veggie burger effect.

"That girl is really pretty!"
"No dude, she's just a veggie burger. Wait until a steak comes along."

by blondegarlic December 15, 2016

the veggie omelet

standard omelet but pick your nose and stick it in her ear as well.

The bitch I fucked was vegetarian, so I gave her the veggie omelet.

by Rickety Rack December 3, 2007

eye veggie

the opposite of eye candy

someone who is good for you but isn't always pleasing in appearance

guy: Look there's my girlfriend.

friend: Damn dude your girl is kinda fugly

guy: I know man but we have a good realationship. She's an eye veggie

by himdude June 22, 2011

veggie medley

two vegetarian dope boys who get in a fight

... "Two dope boys don't want beef, they're just overweight vegetarians." -Tyler the Creator OFWGKTADGAF

-Ace- "Two dope boys don't want beef, they're just overweight vegetarians."
-Lil' boy- "If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?"
-Ace- "It's veggie medley bitch. WOOF!"

by SmokeBlewNemo November 19, 2011

veggie dogs

made from the excrements of tofu and potato juice. can be served hot or cold as no carcasses have been hurt in this process. item is usually sectioned off by itself in your local grocers. item is to be cooked with separate utensils to avoid wussy contamination in the collective.

C- bbq time
Noid - wtf is that
Tycho - veggie dogs oh yeah! followed by floping

by foug January 12, 2005

Veggie-Vagi

A lesbian who is both vegetarian and vagitarian. Makes for a tastier tuna time in bed.

A lesbian is a vagatarian because she eats or likes pussy. Many lesbians are also vegetarian. This is a stereotype of course yet I fit it. I have so much fun being a veggie-vagi!

by eccocentric December 15, 2008