Varnan

Indian man with huge dick and big boobies. Has a thing for Black people

Look at the size of those tits! He must be a Varnan.

by Moldy musty swiss cheese November 23, 2021

Tonsil varnish

Pretty much a slang term for Alcohol. It generally refers to beer and the consumption of it,

After the match all of the blokes went back to the rooms for dinner and a chat which were Accompanied by a Tonsil varnish or two

by GeoffyGee December 9, 2008

Vagoner

A mashup of Vagina and Boner, a Vagoner (pronounced "Vaj-joner") is a mammoth erection lost due to something being so shocking, disgusting or unsexy that it immediately crawls deep up inside the mans body, subsequently resembling a timid, trembling vagina.

Dude 1: Hey man. Did I ever tell you about the time I had the worlds deepest vagoner?
Dude 2: No way dude. What happened?
Dude 1: I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style, her hands were tied, she was gagged, all that kinky shit. I was soooo hard man.
Dude 2: Daaaamn bro.
Dude 1: Oh it gets worse. I go deeper, she squeals. Suddenly she farts and the room is filled with filthy stank-air.
Dude 2: THE FUCK?
Dude 1: Yeah man. My boner literally cried, shrank, and shot straight up inside my body. It looked like a pussy. No lie.
Dude 2: Man, that would give ANYONE a vagoner. Serious.

by Avinexis July 25, 2012

Valon

A person that is easily owned at video games. Its not that he is a noob because he has had much time to practice but doesnt get any better.

Omg you been playing that game for 3 months and your still a Valon!

by noobman11 May 24, 2007

Tar Valon

In Robert Jordan's The Wheel of Time, Tar Valon is the ancient city of the Aes Sedai. Tar Valon is home to the White Tower where women learn to channel Saidar, the female half of the One Power. Tar Valon is situated on an island in the middle of the River Erinin. Tar Valon is one of the few Ogier built cities left.

Egwene al'Vere left the Emond's Field to train to become an Aes Sedai at Tar Valon.

by The First Weaver January 8, 2011

varndean

Varndean is the best school in brighton, no the world

mum:hey do u want to go to stringer
son/daughter no way stringer school is shit i want to go to varndean

by : April 19, 2005

Varant

To be totally awesome.

Hey that guy is varant. I wish I was Varant.

by gobbles12345 October 25, 2009